-> "Five New Powers"
Original Song Title:
"Five More Hours"
Deorro x Chris Brown
Parody Song Title:
"Five New Powers"
Anyone that needs savin', I'm the best hero
Because my genes are real crazy, the way my powers flow
Ability list keeps changin', 'bout ev'ry month, 'fraid so-o
It means no-one can take me, they don't know
What I can do because I'm so full o-of extra mutant jui-ui-ui-uice
Five new powers each month on the hou-our, so don't mess with me, du-u-u-ude
Ice and laser eyes have been added
Five new powers, none have been subtracted
Finger and toe claws have been added
Five new powers have just now been granted
Five new powers, includes "instant sandwich"
That last one is real, buddy, doesn't really blow
When on missions, I get hungry, instant chip butties are go
Still, it can get a bit cruddy when new powers unfo-old
And they're things like "face like pu-utty", big jo-oke
Though with a little thou-ou-ought, those things can ro-ock, can still beat bad du-u-u-u-u-udes
Five new powers, test for a few hou-ours to find out what they do-o-o-o (testi-in', yeah-eah-eah-eah)
Stretchy limbs and flight have been granted (oh-oh)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-eah)
Five new powers, they will keep on stacki-in'
Rock skin and flame bursts have been granted (oh-ooh-ooh)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (those are skills I've been grante-ed)
Five new powers have, to me, been granted
Five new powers, includes "psychic pantsi-in'"
So fun, the pantsi-in'
Subject to the luck of the draw, see, sometimes all five gifts reek
Other times they're such a boost
I'll be fightin' ba-a-ad guys forever unless "live forever"'s
Not a power I accrue
Would sti-ink, yeah-eah
Lots of crazy shit has been added (oh-oh-oh)
Five new powers, don't know how I stand it
All this power could lead to madness
Five new powers each month, it's still lastin'
Five new powers, hope I don't go batshit
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