Song Parodies -> You Know I'm Busting To Pee!
| Original Song Title: | "You Know The Trouble With Me" |
| Original Performer: | Barry White |
| Parody Song Title: | "You Know I'm Busting To Pee!" |
| Parody Written by: | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
There are just some times it's all it takes to not yell "GANGWAY!" and bolt towards that heavenly dunny door. This is just one of those times...
I'm just a nice man who had a drink
Well, okay, seven
But now I'm full, man, it's hard to think
Fine, I had eleven!
Because I'm bustin' to pee
Can someone tell me which way's the bathroom?
Over there? I can't see
I think I might explode soon
I should've stopped at three cans of Coke
I was thirsty
But this waiter in my road will not go
I cursed - see, I am bursting
"Hey, I'm bustin' to pee!
Move your fat arsehole, if you're not busy!"
That's when he kicked my knee
And, man, it hurts like crazy!
So I'm bustin' to pee
I best start movin', it might get messy
But what's this? Can it be? The bathroom's full?
Seems ev'ry bog is busy!
I'm still bustin' to pee
I must go elsewhere so I can relieve*
But there's only a tree, near the cafe
I'll just roll up my sleeves
I've now finished my pee
Oh yes, my business is fin'lly done
Time to finish my tea
What? Fanta? I'll have one...
Well, okay, seven
But now I'm full, man, it's hard to think
Fine, I had eleven!
Because I'm bustin' to pee
Can someone tell me which way's the bathroom?
Over there? I can't see
I think I might explode soon
I should've stopped at three cans of Coke
I was thirsty
But this waiter in my road will not go
I cursed - see, I am bursting
"Hey, I'm bustin' to pee!
Move your fat arsehole, if you're not busy!"
That's when he kicked my knee
And, man, it hurts like crazy!
So I'm bustin' to pee
I best start movin', it might get messy
But what's this? Can it be? The bathroom's full?
Seems ev'ry bog is busy!
I'm still bustin' to pee
I must go elsewhere so I can relieve*
But there's only a tree, near the cafe
I'll just roll up my sleeves
I've now finished my pee
Oh yes, my business is fin'lly done
Time to finish my tea
What? Fanta? I'll have one...
*'Relieving' yourself' is slang for...well, I think you should know by now...
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Great last line. This was one of the best Conquerer parody in a long time in my opinion. Normally I don't take kindly to bathroom humor, but in your case I'll make an exception.
(Artistry) Excellent selection of OS. :-) Agree with Matty this is one of your best.
(Artistry) This was quite good...watch your verb tenses, though--jumped from present to past here and there. I would haved used "To get some relief" rather than "So I can relieve."
Soiled myself reading this
(Artistry) I got lost going along to the video, which I used for mine. Like a verse or two were missing. But still pretty good, leave that Fanta alone, and yell "Potty Emergency".
(Artistry) Past to Present, yes, it seemed so short. The idea to this particular song works, and it was funny on a whole. . .
Love words like "dunny" and "bog". I would say urine for some good marks for this one,
(SOTM) Well, normally (along with Matthias) I don't like bathroom parodies, but this one was decent enough without being too graphic.
(SOTM) Still waiting in line, like you... :)
See above
SOTM - When I saw in the intro what this was about my expectations sank, but they were then filled up as fast as my bladder on a late saturday night. 555 ml on the EW scanner.
(SOTM) Oh, I've been stuck in that line before :) Picturing Barry White sing about this made it all the funnier for me!
SOTM - How'd I miss this OS? I grew up in the 70s. A funny read, and this would make a good recording if you could find the karaoke track and someone with a good bass voice. 555
I was originally impressed with this, and I still am. Very great work here Conq.
Exactly what McK said. To the letter. :-)
(SOTM) I did already comment on this one buddy--so you already have a good idea as to what I think
(SOTM-Jun-08) "But what's this? Can it be? The bathroom's full?" This is the only time I could ever think of that a flush beats a full house. Been here, done this, and got yellow stuff on my tee shirt. Added points for not being gross. This was well handled and funny.
Alcohol, Fanta, Coke, tea... no wonder you can't hold it. I was thinking the opposite of McKludge though - Barry White sounds positively relaxed and unconcerned, quite the opposite of what your lyrics are trying to convey. Maybe speeding up a recording 50% would work. Pretty good though, conq - this flowed well to TOS.
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