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Song Parodies -> "Some Tickets to Stub"

Original Song Title:

"Somebody to Love"

Original Performer:

Justin Bieber

Parody Song Title:

"Some Tickets to Stub"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

When the ticket man gets fed up with his job...
Gotta-gotta keep on'
G-got-got-got
Gotta-gotta keep on' tearin', hate it, right
Got-got (oh)
Gotta-gotta keep on' tearin', hate it, right
Oh-oh

This stupid job is killin' me-e
In one place, I'm standin', sure wish that I could sit
No more damn blisters
I love movie-ies (whoah-ooh-oh)
But I just don't get why the ticket's torn apart
Doesn't make sense, I've thought ha-ard
What's so wrong with a whole ticket, man? I ask you why
Could've been in the o-orientation I-I
Kinda-a slept right through, but it's not that specific pointless question
Why I'm bitchi-in'

It's 'cause I got some tickets to stu-u-u-ub
And, and it's borin', bud, all these tickets to stub
Some tickets to stu-u-u-ub
My whole damn shift is hell, it's all I do, I swear
Only got some tickets to stu-ub
I'm tearin' tickets, hate, hate tearin' tickets (ah, ah, ooh, ah, ah, ooh)
Still tearin' tickets, loathe, loathe tearin' tickets (ah, ah, ooh, gotta-gotta keep on' tearin')

Ev'ry da-ay
The people come arou-ou-ound, I point their showings out
Pa-ass by me, pa-ass by me
T-T-Tear in twai-ain all their tickets, they go stand in li-ine
While I wish I could die, no feelin' in my toe pa-arts
And my-y-y breaks aren't too long, I'm not kiddin', I ask you why
These shoes make my feet hu-urt if they're stuck a whi-ile
Why ca-a-an't my da-amn feet just go numb? Gotta distract from the tension
With the questio-ion

Why must all these tickets get stu-u-u-ubbed (ah-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh-ooh, no-no, no-no, no-no)?
Cause, cause it's borin', bud, all these tickets to stub
Some tickets to stu-u-u-ub (oh-oh-ooh, I-I-I)
The papercuts are hell, it's only me, I swear
Who gets all these tickets to stu-u-u-ub
I'm tearin' tickets, hate, hate tearin' tickets
Still tearin' tickets, loathe, loathe tearin' tickets (these tickets to stu-u-u-ub)
I'm tearin' tickets, hate, hate tearin' tickets
Still tearin' tickets, loathe, loathe tearin' tickets (sick of all these tickets to stu-ub)
Yeah-eah-eah

Can never move at all
People never stop
Have to rip, toss the remainin' bits, yeah-eah
So I want a diff'rent job
I'll clean the-e bogs
If you'd let me-e leave
No tickets to stu-ub, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Gotta-gotta keep on'
G-got-got-got (these friggin' tickets to stub)
Gotta-gotta keep on' tearin', hate it, right (oh-ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Got-got, gotta-gotta keep on' tearin', hate it, right (stub-stub-stub-stub-stub-stub)

Sick of these tickets to stu-u-u-u-ub (yeah-eah-eah)?
So, so damn borin', bud, all these tickets to stub
Some tickets to stu-u-u-u-ub
I don't deserve this hell, it's only me, I swear
Who gets all these tickets to stu-u-u-ub
I'm tearin' tickets, hate, hate tearin' tickets, they're stu-ubbed (stub-stub-stub-stub-stub)
Still tearin' tickets, they're stu-ubbed, loathe, loathe tearin' tickets (these tickets to stu-u-u-ub)
I'm tearin' tickets, hate, hate tearin' tickets
Still tearin' tickets (I swear), loathe, loathe tearin' tickets, they're stu-u-ubbed

I'm tearin' tickets, (oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh) (gotta-gotta keep on')
Hate, hate tearin' tickets (oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh) (g-got-got-got)
Still tearin' tickets, (oh, oh-oh, oh) (it's stupid)
Loathe, loathe tearin' tickets (gotta-gotta keep on' tearin', hate it, right, hate it, bud)
I'm tearin' tickets (sucks), hate, hate tearin' tickets (gotta-gotta keep on' tearin', hate it, right)
Still tearin' tickets (right), loathe, loathe tearin' tickets, damn stu-ubs (get me out here)
Damn stu-ubs, damn stu-ubs, damn stu-ubs, damn stu-ubs (gotta-gotta keep on')
Get me out he-ere (g-got-got-got, why do I gotta-gotta keep on' tearin', hate it, right)
Get me out he-ere (damn stu-ubs, damn stu-ubs, damn stu-ubs, damn stu-ubs) (got-got, this sucks, gotta-gotta keep on' tearin', hate it, right)
Get me out here (right)
Sick of all these tickets to stu-ub

What I'm sick of is overlapping lyrics, like, three or more layers of 'em. Pain. In. The. ASS.

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