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Song Parodies -> "Smart of Me"

Original Song Title:

"Part of Me"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"Smart of Me"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2012 self-challenge. A man commits a social faux-pas and thus decides to forevermore never tell anyone of what he did, lest they repeat his folly. He's kind of a twat that way.
Times like this I want to hide awa-ay
Cause I went and made a huge mista-ake
I screwed things u-up, there is no dou-oubt
So there's no poi-int in sticki-in' 'round
I cannot lie-ie, won't live this do-own
I'll only be-e known for this now
It's plain to see-ee

That wasn't smart of me
Now I'm gonna be a laughin' stock, just wait a-and see, bro
That wasn't smart of me
Now I'll be known as a dumbass for eterni-ity, bro
Can't just say it now, no
Cause you'll curse me out, so
It's time to find a hidin' ho-o-o-ole
That wasn't smart of me
Now the whole enti-ire world is gonna despi-ise me, bro

I don't think that this'll go awa-ay
My friends and family hate my fa-ace
They've cut me o-off, won't talk to me-e
Not even da-arin' to re-etweet
I've completely let them do-own
Hell, I don't ta-alk much to me now
Ashamed of me-e

That wasn't smart of me
So I'm gonna be exiled from my communi-ity, bro
That wasn't smart of me
No more friends or casual acquaintances fo-or me, bro
Want a brand new start, so
I won't repeat it, no
Don't want to be torn new assho-o-o-oles
That wasn't smart of me
I'm tempted to take a stay-forever-sile-ent plea, bro-o

I want to avoid quarreli-ing
So stapled shut, my mouth remai-ains
Mean that lit'rally, oh God, the pai-ain, blood's flo-owin', oh-ooh-whoa-oh
But though my method really sti-ings
I'd prefer it to be that wa-ay
Than risk my mistake repeati-ing, yeah-eah, yeah-eah
Don't want that, see-ee-ee-ee

That wasn't smart of me
Such a stupid-ass thing that nobody else shou-ould see, bro-o
That wasn't smart of me
Find my photo under "prat" in the dictiona-ary, bro (dictiona-ary-y)
Look, you don't wanna know
What I did cause you don't
Have a huge-ass, nearby vomit bo-oo-o-owl
That wasn't smart of me
And you won't get any explanation, so ju-ust lea-eave, bro

That wasn't smart of me (yeah-eah), no-o
My brain too-ook lea-ea-eave (bro)
That wasn't smart of me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me (bro)
All I did was say "no"
To watchin' that dumb show
That they all hold deep in their sou-ou-ou-ouls
Shit, that wasn't smart of me
To myself, my thoughts on Seth McFarlane's shows I-I'll keep, bro-o

Let this be a lesson to you all: never staple your lips together. That shit hurts!

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