-> "No Bus"
Original Song Title:
"One Love" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
No bus! Just cars
"Wait fifteen minutes, should be all right"
That's what the sign's sayin' (no luck)
I think that thing's lyin' (still cars)
Thinkin' that bus should be here by now and that is not all right
Wishin' I had my licence, bypass this shite
Wo wo-wo wo-wo!
Nothing has passed except dozens of cars (no bus)
Waiting for this bus sure is one grueling task ('tis hard)
If it doesn't get here any sooner
I could well lose my mind, if I had one to start with
No bus! I'm freezing off my arse (still cars)
When that thing gets here, I hope it isn't full, that would bite
Why can't it to stick to the schedule? (no bus)
Don't make me eat my ticket (still cars)
If that thing's not in service, I will not be all right
Or reserved for students, that is just shite
Where is it?!
I'm melting out here, I hope the bus has air conditioning (please, bus)
I hope it's the route I need that passes soon (please come)
Sev'ral have passed that won't help me arrive there
I fear what might happen if I don't pay full attention
There's still no bus, half an hour's passed (time's passed)
Is it comin'? I've done this many times, it's been fine
Something here isn't right (no bus)
Come on (still cars) wo-ooh
Must keep my eyes on the road, or it'll pass right by
Never seen taxis 'round here, all right
Can't take my eyes off the road, cause it'll pass right by
I might call my father, ask for a ride
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