-> "Bought Umpire"
Original Song Title:
"Boy's a Liar Pt. 2"
Original Performer:
PinkPantheress & Ice Spice
Parody Song Title:
"Bought Umpire"
The Lyrics
This whole game's become a farce, know I've got an awesome team
So I've got a little issue with the damn referee because
You're calling fouls upon me when there's nothin' of the sort
Crowd can see it clearly, you are legit no good sport
It's your job to keep things fair but I have this growin' fear
That there is some scummy practices goin' on here because
Why else all the lyin'? Why the clearly bullshit calls?
Don't you try to fool me, this is in ev'ry way balls
A, a bought umpire, a bought umpire
That does explain ya makin' those infractions up
A bought umpire, a bought umpire
I sure do hate ya, only way our score ain't up
This is ba-a-alls, this is ba-a-alls
This is ba-a-alls, this is ba-a-alls
This is ba-a-alls, this is ba-a-alls
This is ba-a-alls, this is ba-a-alls
I know that we're good enough (yeah), you're goin' na-na-na, blockin' your ears at our awesome stuff (huh)
So much grace to the other team but I don't wanna seem (ha) like I think they're awful, please (grrah)
I know this as a fact: they legit won ev'ry previous match, fine
Just mistakes that they've had which you've ignored ev'ry time, makes me mad (damn)
This is pitiful shit, how do I know that it's bribes that did this?
It's pretty simple: you're covered in gold (grrah), as a look it's pretty damn far from "bold" (grrah)
It's more "ridiculous", that is true, could go with "gaudy", maybe just "rude" (huh)
Obvious to the crowd you're a douche (huh), other team's coach? Dressed the same, true (grrah)
A, a bought umpire, a bought umpire
You know I see ya flaggin' plays that were good stuff
A bought umpire, a bought umpire
I'm gonna bean ya, if I'm flagged, I'll earn that, bud
This is ba-a-alls, this is ba-a-alls
This is ba-a-alls, this is ba-a-alls
This is ba-a-alls, this is ba-a-alls
This is ba-a-alls, this is ba-a-alls
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