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Song Parodies -> "Effigies"

Original Song Title:

"Memories"

Original Performer:

David Guetta ft. Kid Cudi

Parody Song Title:

"Effigies"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Come on down to Crazy Steve's Discount Effigy Emporium!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Is your boss a dick? Well, that's all right
Cause I make the best effigies
All my prices are so low, one could cry
Since my store is a rarity, you see
Shops for torches, pitchforks and big signs
But no-one else sells effigies
You could dress up a scarecrow, but I'm like
That just screams insincerity to me, uh

Hey, hey (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), uh
Yeah, yeah (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh), uh
Hey, hey (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), uh
Yeah, yeah (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh), uh
Hey, hey (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), uh
Yeah, yeah (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh), uh
Hey, hey (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), uh
Yeah, yeah (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

It's an odd but handy skill, alright
Makin' custom-made effigies
Even if you wanna protest all night
They won't lose their identity, you see
Burnin' slowly when that prick's alight
I sell "Lastin' Flame Effigies"
Do you want one but with no-one in mind?
Try this "Generic Enemy" for cheap, uh

Hey, hey (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), uh
Yeah, yeah (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh), uh
Hey, hey (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), uh
Yeah, yeah (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh), uh
Hey, hey (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), uh
Yeah, yeah (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh), uh
Hey, hey (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), uh
Yeah, yeah (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh)

You want two, mate? That ups the price
Want a large frame? That ups the price
You want three, mate? That ups the price
Want it pre-staked? That ups the price
You want four, mate? That ups the price
Want a scarred face? That ups the price
You want five, mate? That ups the price
Want hot blue flames? That ups the price, uh

Hey, hey (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), uh
Yeah, yeah (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh), uh
Hey, hey (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), uh
Yeah, yeah (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh), uh
Hey, hey (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), uh
Yeah, yeah (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh), uh
Hey, hey (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), uh
Yeah, yeah (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh)

Act now while offers last!

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