-> "Light Source"
Original Song Title:
"High Horse"
Parody Song Title:
"Light Source"
The Lyrics
Oh, a blackout's no fun, so lame
Power's off so that shuts down ev'ry object
And we can't play a board game
By candlelight, cause that's a hot prospect
But ev'ryone has problems when lights go "phut"
Nationwide or just in one small town
Yeah, ev'ryone knows someone who knows someone
Who lost their save file or walked into a shelf
No, my issues are just one, only one
It's big enough to topple all of yours down
It's night time, no workin' bulbs, workin' bulbs
And there's no moonlight around
But there's a light source, mmm-mmm
From where's that light source? Mmm-mmm
I bet you think I'm insane
Yeah, I'm sorry, but I'm not kiddin'
I'm worried cause I cannot place
How in this place there could be somethin' glintin'
Cause ev'ry door's been shut 'cause outside's so cold
And the wind would blow the candles out
Yeah, I've got some lights out, but I know that one
Is not one of mine, I counted thrice, I checked
In here, we're the only ones, only ones
Nobody's entered since the power went out
Well, no-one I'm aware of, aware of
Hence why my brain's breakin' down
Cause of that light source, mmm-mmm
From where's that light source? Mmm-mmm
To learn more 'bout the light source, I need to be quite close
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
But my legs are now stuck, be a good friend and go, bro
Yeah, I'm sure you've got the balls, got the balls
To check whatever that is and take it out
So why don't you move on up, move on up
And hope it's not your doom now
Check out that light source, mmm-mmm
That myst'ry light source, mmm-mmm
Light source, mmm-mmm
You just made an awful thunk now
Mmm-mmm, my reflection? That's sorted out
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