-> "Coffee Break"
Original Song Title:
"Wide Awake"
Parody Song Title:
"Coffee Break"
The Lyrics
I'm on a break
My coffee break
I'm on my break
This morning's been too hard
My brain's split apart
I can't feel my arse
I'm on my break
Customers think they are not wrong
Now I'm on break
Now people cannot scream
'Bout sales that stopped last week
And they're too bloody cheap
Give me a break
Hang on, I've just got one, awesome
From raging bigots
To crazy clowns
Wanting free shit
Or just marked down
Lots of butthurt
Complaining at me
Hours I've been stuck
Now I am free
No more scamming guys
Screaming kids, bye-bye
All of them want half-price
Someone else's problem, nice!
On coffee break
Don't have to deal with freaks
Demanding shit for free
Because they couldn't read
I'm on my break
They won't listen to me, oh well, oh
I love my break
No dealing with returns
These people never learn
With my patience, I've earned
My coffee break
I can forget about those jerks
"I want the owner
Go get him NOW!"
Then I fetch Kim
Moron runs out
"Find me a shirt
In this shade of green"
This is a tough job
I need coffee
Refunds and lay-buys (gotta handle the douches)
Asshole sexist guys
My facepalm count is high (gotta pass the time some how)
One coffee, all is fine
I'm on my break
Read the damn fine print
On the receipt, dink
(Give me a break)
That's the frigging wrong coupon
I love my break
Calms me down inside
Un-wearies my eyes
(I'm on my break)
Couldn't take those gits much more
I'm on my break
My coffee break
Yeah, this shift just breaks my mind (they ask questions so stupid)
Dealing with long lines
I'm human, not a damn A.I. (don't treat me like a robot)
I'm clocking out, all right
I'm on my break
My coffee break
And muffin break
I love my break
My too-short break
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