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Song Parodies -> "Glitches Bug Me"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me"

Original Performer:

Lil Wayne

Parody Song Title:

"Glitches Bug Me"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Glitches in video games can be annoying. Just ask this guy...
Into that big pit, don't want to fall (come on, game)
But this game's got glitches up the wall
I cleaned the disc but it's still bugged as balls
I still fall into all the holes (fall, fall, fall, fall)

Yeah, all of these glitches bug me
(Yea-eah, yea-eah)
Ev'ry casual or hardcore gamer
Sayin' "Damn glitches bug me"
(Yea-eah, yea-eah) Damn it! (yeah)
(Yea-eah)
I'm an ev'ry-two-minutes saver
Cause these damn glitches bug me

Uh, pissin' me off when I'm playin'
Should've researched it prior
Checked if these bugs are game-breakin', ma-a-a-an
Yeah, now the game's lookin' shoddy
Into the walls I clip
Makes me wanna riot, true that, buddy
And now it's glitched the weapons
Two-second lag I dete-est
No matter which game I'm in
Waste of my money
Now that the game's bugged as shit
It was recommended by my buddies
They didn't say it was buggy
Man, the music sounds wro-ong, worse than dubstep, bro-o
To make sure, I checked, it should be orchestral, yo-o
I've said these glitches done make me ma-ad
They're why I play with a frown
Wouldn't be mad if it was o-one
But there is a crowd (it's bullshit)

No need for blame games, it's not my fault (yeah)
Nope, those goddamn glitches made me fall (shit)
I checked on ev'ry gaming site and blog
Seems that all gamers have these faults (all, all, all, all)

Yeah, told you, these glitches bug me (damn glitches bug me)
(Yea-eah, yea-eah)
Feel pity for any game rater
Sayin' "These glitches bug me"
(Damn glitches bug me, these glitches bug me)
Yeah (damn glitches bug me)
Kinda hard to be a sane player
When these damn glitches bug me

Uh, damn glitches, leave us gamers
Alone, espec'lly Let's Players
Causing all their delaying, ma-a-a-an
No patches have been released
Huge demand from the boards I've seen
Surprised the gaming companies have ignored it
Other games they have fixed
Why can't this one be ne-ext?
Please put it in the list
Patch all the bugs, please
Or your sales will go to shit
Once word of mouth goes 'round
How you ignored this glitch
Yeah, all these glitches bug me
I want to scrub these glitches
So that I can have some fun
With the game, not bin it
I'd hate to get an excha-ange
Don't want to spread the glitches
I'd want to keep the bugs from me
If I wasn't in my position, man (true shit)

Just want to jump up and off the wall (yeah)
No matter my timing, I just fall (shit)
Even in hindsight, this can't make me "lol"
(This isn't funny, never gonna "lol")
I'm appalled this got through at all
(So appalled) (-palled, -palled, palled, -palled)

Yeah, these friggin' glitches bug me (damn glitches bug me)
(Yea-eah, yea-eah)
'Bout a hundred times I've been sayin'
That all these glitches bug me
(Damn glitches bug me, all glitches bug me)
Yeah (damn glitches bug me)
Ev'ry time they come 'round

I don't like games with glitches
Well, game-breaking glitches
If it's occasional clippin'
Then I'm okay with it
I can goof off while I'm playin'
A sub-culture of gamin'
Yeah
No, I don't mind small glitches
Hate the real bad glitches
Screwin' up all of the graphics
The controls start stickin'
It's when the bugs hinder playin'
Detrimental to my gamin'

All of this glitch shit, taken it's toll (bullshit)
When it started laggin', my eyes rolled (but then)
Now I'm this close to punchin' through the wall
(Through my controller through the friggin' wall)
Code's got more holes than my undies drawer
(Lots of holes) (holes, holes, holes, holes,)

Yeah, got it? These glitches bug me (damn glitches bug me)
(Yea-eah, yea-eah)
Can't play anymore, I'm no sadist
Since these damn glitches bug me
(Damn glitches bug me, these glitches bug me)
Yeah (damn glitches bug me)
Now my score of "fuck" has some basis (yea-eah)
All of the glitches bug me

Yeah, this hypothetical game got a "fuck" out of ten, apparently. TBH, the only glitches I've ever encountered are the occasional clipping issues or the jump button not working. Although both of my copies of Pokemon Crystal are corrupted, that's a whole 'nother level of busted.

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 7

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Carl Janson - April 28, 2014 - Report this comment
No glitches in my rating which is three fives- you score!!!
Matthias - April 28, 2014 - Report this comment
Super Mario 64 has some of the craziest glitches ever. Also Driver has some pretty wild glitches like you can drive on water and stuff. Some glitches are a pain in the butt like sinking in your car in GTA and winding up in some random part of the map far away from where you want to be. There is also a glitch in the downloaded illegally versions of the Batman game where your cape won't work. As a nerd and a gamer I loved this
Abbott Skelding - May 07, 2014 - Report this comment
I'm not much of a gamer, but I can appreciate this parody. The pacing seemed to be pretty spot on, but to me it felt like you were running out of steam toward the end. Good job overall, nice work!
Agrimorfee - May 13, 2014 - Report this comment
Abbott is absolutely correct. It would have been interesting to hear what those glitches were (like in Matthias' comment above). Security Code: EEK.
Max Power - May 19, 2014 - Report this comment
It depends on the games you play. The ones in pokemon are exploitable as long you don't try to catch it.
Blaydeman - May 20, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I feel like the topic was too general. I think specific examples would've really helped this one a lot. Pacing was near-perfect and I really liked the title switch. Just needed to be a tad more focused.

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