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Song Parodies -> "Fly Apart"
Original Song Title:
"Lion Heart"
Original Performer:
Jake Miller
Parody Song Title:
"Fly Apart"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
The main problem with being a robot superhero is that hideous violence against you is seen as okay for small children, therefore you always end up going to pieces...literally. Why not plan for that inevitable eventuality?
It might look like I'm in pain
Each time I fly apart
But it's just the way I'm made
Whole point from the very start
That doesn't mean I never feel
Anything, no fun lark
Hate reassembling my frame
Each, each time I fly apart
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh (each time I fly apart)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (each time I fly apart)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh
Collect data on the smash
Each time I fly apart
Yeah, my hard drive can handle that
Far more than "up to par"
So tear me up, you won't beat me
I'll clobber 'til you see stars
Just takes a sec to find my feet
Each, each time I fly apart
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh (yeah)
Doesn't matter if I'm busted
Reconstitute, your plan's blunted
Knock you back on your ass once I've found mine, man
You see? I can't stay deconstructed
Might think you've got a clue
And once I've split up, you
Get a box for all seventy-five
Sep'rate pieces just to gloat that I'm so screwed, haha, yeah
Like I don't have the tools to bore
Through wood or steel, whatever's in store
Don't have teleportation, well, at least not yet
Still no fear if my parts are held in sep'rate nets
I wish it wasn't funny when I'm not through
Fixin' myself up, you have a great big laugh, rude
Wobble left to right, you're distracted hard
Still win each time I fly apart
Slowly cut how long it takes
Each time I fly apart
Long enough to get away
The first time, that hurt me hard
But now, a microwave-made meal
Done after me, top marks
Each battle's just a test, you're jailed
Each, each time I fly apart
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (yeah-eah)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh (yeah-eah)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh (oh-oh) (each time I fly apart)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (yeah-eah)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh (yeah-eah)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh (oh-oh) (each time I fly apart)
Ev'ry time, must re-explain, fool
Each time I fly apart
But it's just the way I'm made
Whole point from the very start
That doesn't mean I never feel
Anything, no fun lark
Hate reassembling my frame
Each, each time I fly apart
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh (each time I fly apart)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (each time I fly apart)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh
Collect data on the smash
Each time I fly apart
Yeah, my hard drive can handle that
Far more than "up to par"
So tear me up, you won't beat me
I'll clobber 'til you see stars
Just takes a sec to find my feet
Each, each time I fly apart
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh (yeah)
Doesn't matter if I'm busted
Reconstitute, your plan's blunted
Knock you back on your ass once I've found mine, man
You see? I can't stay deconstructed
Might think you've got a clue
And once I've split up, you
Get a box for all seventy-five
Sep'rate pieces just to gloat that I'm so screwed, haha, yeah
Like I don't have the tools to bore
Through wood or steel, whatever's in store
Don't have teleportation, well, at least not yet
Still no fear if my parts are held in sep'rate nets
I wish it wasn't funny when I'm not through
Fixin' myself up, you have a great big laugh, rude
Wobble left to right, you're distracted hard
Still win each time I fly apart
Slowly cut how long it takes
Each time I fly apart
Long enough to get away
The first time, that hurt me hard
But now, a microwave-made meal
Done after me, top marks
Each battle's just a test, you're jailed
Each, each time I fly apart
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (yeah-eah)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh (yeah-eah)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh (oh-oh) (each time I fly apart)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (yeah-eah)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh (yeah-eah)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh (oh-oh) (each time I fly apart)
Ev'ry time, must re-explain, fool
I'm Richard I, from the Third Crusade!
That only leaves room for you in second place!
The chivalrous swinger of the sword and mace
And I'll kill you when I spit like a pit full of snakes!
That only leaves room for you in second place!
The chivalrous swinger of the sword and mace
And I'll kill you when I spit like a pit full of snakes!
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