-> "Said No (To a Nephrectomy)"
Original Song Title:
"Jai Ho! (You Are My Destiny)"
Original Performer:
A. R. Rahman & The Pussycat Dolls
Parody Song Title:
"Said No (To a Nephrectomy)"
The Lyrics
Said no!
Said no!
You got (you got) liver (liver) problems? Well, that's lame
Comes as a shock that I don't want to help you, I'm afraid (said no!)
Said no!
I got (I got) bigger (bigger) issues, I'm no liar
And plus I ingest all the cakes, my organs must be dire (said no!)
Not bein' petty, cause pettiness is for douches (said no!)
Eyelids feel heavy, too heavy, I might start sleepin' (said no)
Why would you do this crap to me (said no)?
There must be others with a blood type B (said no)
To a nephrectomy (nephrectomy), said no, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh (said no)
I know refusal must sound awful (said no)
But chloroform? That's pretty evil (said no)
You had my answer, geez (answer, geez), said no, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Ask me, ask me, ask me, said you'd ask me, was that true now?
Then you had to take me, had to take me to your room now
I get that you're desp'rate, kinda desp'rate but I must know
How does that mean that it's fair to be such an asshole (said no!)
Said no!
But wait (but wait), my brain (my brain) just sent a thought my way:
Does robbin' me of my kidney make your liver okay (said no!)?
Mmm-yah-hey-he-e-ey-nn-yeah-eah (said no!)
Mmm-yeah-eah-eah-ah-ah-hey-nn-yeah-eah
Didn't (didn't) mean to (mean to) make your ass explain
I just hoped that you would stop takin' that knife to me, mate (said no!)
My flesh is numbin' quite slowly but it's still numbin' (said no!)
And so I'm hopin', maybe, that you'll soon be quittin' (said no)
I'm sure I need both my kidneys (my kidneys) (said no)
Could you please leave 'em both inside of me (both inside of me) (said no)?
To a nephrectomy (nephrectomy), said no, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh (said no)
I'd like to keep all of my organs (oh-oh) (said no)
I told you that I'd like to keep 'em (said no)
You had my answer, geez (answer, geez), said no, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Can't give me nephrectomies
Stab me, stab me, stab me, please don't stab me, that's just rude now
I feel really hazy, really hazy, this is cruel now
Shame about your liver, busted liver, but you've got no
Medical expertise there, also you're an asshole (said no!)
Nnn-yah-ah-yah-ee-ah-ah-yeah-eah (said no!)
Nnn-yah-ee-yah-ee-ah-he-ey-yeah (said no!)
I need it, please don't take it (said no!)
Yet to be sedated (said no)
A tad bit creepy's what this seems (what this seems) (said no)
A bit too evil's what I'd call this scene (I'd call this scene) (said no)
To a nephrectomy (nephrectomy), said no, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh (said no)
At this point, I'd say you just want one (you just want one) (said no)
And lied about how much you need one (said no)
You had my answer, geez (answer, geez), said no, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Can't give me nephrectomies (said no!)
Back off! Back off!
Back off! Back off!
Said no!
Back off! Back off!
Said no!
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