-> "Slow Pan"
Original Song Title:
"Joanne"
Parody Song Title:
"Slow Pan"
The Lyrics
I can't stand this slow pan
I know what it's gonna do
Not a shock, cause the dialogue
Set it all up, it's not obtuse
Jerk, know where the reveal's goin'
Why must you hold the showin'? Show it, jerk
Jerk, obvious where it's goin'
Stop the delays, start showin', show it, jerk
I'm not hooked, want it out the way
Cause I know what will be displayed
An evil smile from the real bad guy
This whole schtick's telegraphed to shit
Jerk, know where the cam'ra's goin'
Get on with it, start showin', show it, jerk
Jerk, where it's physic'lly goin'
Is no shock, so start showin', show it, jerk
Honestly, my anger's just growin'
Because this film's just draggin' on
'Bout twenty minutes in there's been twice that
In your so-called "shocks" with the same technique, bored
Jerk, ev'ryone stuck here's knowin'
Where the shot will be goin', show it, jerk
Jerk, you're not a genius showin'
The obvious this slow, twit, show it, jerk
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