He goes onli-i-ine ev'ry si-ingle day
Getting into fi-i-ights about video games
But it's okay
I stick by him anywa-a-ay
My nerd, my nerd, my nerd
Cause he is my-y ne-e-erd, my nerd

Always very fu-u-unny when he's telling me
'Bout how this guy was wro-o-ong 'bout a film from DC
You-ou may ask "Why stay?
He's a huge dork, ru-un awa-a-ay!"
My nerd, my nerd, my nerd
Well, he is my-y ne-e-erd, my nerd
Ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh

Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh, yeah-eah

I know he's no-ot mu-u-u-u-uscley-y, really thin fra-a-ame
Bad habi-it of bitchin' whe-en his Pokémon fai-ai-aint
Bu-ut it's still okay
Don't care 'bout his zi-its, I'll sta-a-ay
My nerd, my nerd, my nerd
Cause he is my-y ne-e-erd, my nerd

You can ask why with him I'll remai-ain he's my ne-e-erd
Just like Jessica Rabbit stayed with Roge-e-e-er
Never dou-oubt our love no-ow, won't back do-own, my-y ne-e-erd
Ooh-ooh, my nerd
And he knows I'll forever be his ne-e-erd