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Song Parodies -> "Hate Bugs Bunny"

Original Song Title:

"$ave Dat Money"

Original Performer:

Lil Dicky ft. Fetty Wap & Rich Homie Quan

Parody Song Title:

"Hate Bugs Bunny"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

This is not about my personal opinions on that wascally wabbit. This about Daffy Duck's personal opinions on that wascally wabbit!
Daffy, a.k.a the infinitely punishable
All cause I'm a little greedy, that's lame

Ayy, for the gold, I'm crazy (big fan of gold, go mad)
Ayy, must it go real maim-y (that's how it goes to plan)?
Ayy, for the dough, I'm crazy
Pretty rank that those writers seem to loathe and hate me (ayy, yuh)
Ayy, really hate that bunny (he's so tricky)
Ayy, yes, I hate Bugs Bunny (just seems iffy)
Ayy, really hate that bunny
Carrot-chewin', all-the-fame Bugs Bunny

Once Tex Avery drawn (ayy)
And a plain screwball, nutty hootin', but that was stoppin'
Once Jones and Freleng got on board (yeah (uh), baby)
Then I gained a giant ego, such a petty dick
Got the laughs, in one way, I got a ton (no)
But in the cartoons? I only got a cough (no)
I ain't 'bout to up and blame-pin for convenience sake
But that's just nonsense, know who I'm blamin' (that Bugs)
With that stupid catchprase, he gets the stock crowd ravin' (ayy)
Bugs gets all the accolades, I'm ragin' (Bugs)
Does the witty bunny care if Elmer Fudd plain shoots me?
I haven't noticed, so I'm here in pain (it's true)
When my poor beak got blown off far away (it's true)
For what feels like the eighteenth time today (I fume)
I feel pathetic, revenge I will gain
First, I must reattach this damn beak once again (ayy)
This stinks

Ayy, may be sorta lazy (bit lazy)
Ayy, a big coward, maybe (just maybe)
Ayy, to get blown up daily
To be frank, I don't think I'm really owed that, plainly (ayy, yuh)
Ayy, so I hate that bunny (damn bunny, carrot chewin')
Ayy, yes, I hate Bugs Bunny (damn bunny, script colludin')
Ayy, really hate that bunny (damn bunny, want to defuse him)
I feel useless, makes me hate Bugs Bunny

Soon I'll be crushin' that annoyin' Speedy Gonzales cause
I guess Sylvester's off with Tweety, but I'm not stoppin' 'em
If that Sylvester isn't hungry for this dumb mouse, then
Looks like Sylvester's constant folly will not catch up to him
Paid a fee to catch this little mouse by this one mayor
Maybe I just hate all his spunk as well, I'll savour
My victory over this real gratin' Mexican mishap
I could - wait, what does this have to do with that Bugs Bunny, though?
You know what, that damn mouse deserves his own parody anyways (track)
I've lost (track, track)
I cop all the flack whenever us two scheme, hurts me (geez)
Heard of that one law by that geek Murphy (got blame)?
Plans go wrong, always my butt you see hurtin' (oh no)
Isn't right, please, need relief
Fair? Seems to me that words foreign to these writers out there (ooh, yuh)
I'm always smashin' into any brick wall, get feathers stripped bare (ooh, ooh)
Each half an hour in which I am featured, I get hurt, not fair
Because when I'm on my own, I get hit
But his own plays? Shows wit, rarely ever in the crap for it (in no crap)
He saves the day, I just get squashed flat for it (ayy)
Feels like ev'ry single bullet has my name on it (get shot)
But Bugs won't get his hand blown off when he goes finger pluggin'

Ayy, some would call that crazy (real crazy)
Ayy, double standard, maybe (just maybe)
Ayy, to get shotgunned daily
Hit by tanks, run over, universe loathes and hates me (they hate me, ayy, yuh)
Ayy, so I hate that bunny (damn bunny, oblivious)
Ayy, kinda hate Bugs Bunny (damn bunny, his nose a-twitchin')
Ayy, know I hate that bunny (damn bunny, I want to skin him)
Might get ruthless cause I hate Bugs Bunny

I don't mean to be a nuisance, a bother (never)
Don't care 'bout how I'm beloved (woo)
By those watchin' me, dog (ayy)
Don't matter much, you see, dog (ayy):
They can't change the script, dog
Those jerks writin' me into another ditch, though (brbrbrbr)
Life's a joke, I just wanna make it big
But ambition is some kinda heinous sin, so I must watch out
For J.P. stealin' all my hard-earned-ish cash, blows
For the Abominable Snowman, hope
That he stops huggin', squeezin', it hurts so (ayy)
Hate bein' the butt of the joke ev'ry show
Swear there's no fatal flaw to my whinin' right now
Cause Daffy's devoid of good sense, hence how
I never stop with my wants to be famous now
You think I don't know how much of a jerk I can be? Well, I really know

Ayy, off track once more, maybe (just maybe)
Ayy, why am I so crazy (so crazy)?
Ayy, forgot why I'm ragin'
To be frank, I'm so worked up that I - oh, I hate me (ayy, yuh)
Ayy, that's right, it's Bugs Bunny (damn bunny, he beats me ev'ry day)
Ayy, true, I hate Bugs Bunny (damn bunny, peaks rage high)
Ayy, 'fraid I hate that bunny (damn bunny, wish he'd quit)
Call me stupid, but I hate Bugs Bunny

Ev'ry time I'm fed up and complain
They say that I've no need to be crazy
Cause they need a foil, I get that, buddy
Why that can't change? Get one up on Bugs Bunny, ayy (ayy)
It's a bit despicable how much the script's copied (damn bunny)
Once again, my tail gets bitten, the pain never, ever softens (damn bunny)
Cause the bites are literal and figurative, on the bottom (damn bunny)
Of the totem pole, it's awful, know you wanna say I'm wrong like (damn bunny)
Ooh, don't you dare come at me with that
"But Yosemite", I'm like
Ooh, don't you dare come at me with that
"But Elmer Fudd" cause, well
Of course they get crap, but it's all deserved (straight up)
Their bad luck's deserved
Because they're the violent instigators, makin' them the biggest jerks
Why do I get jerked around? Just cause I choose to live in greed (brbrbrbrbrbrbrbr)?
Don't understand it, I get punished cause I dig green
Must think about it, but that's made a little tricky with the buckshot on my mind
I may have a yellow spine, but I find that it's pointless
Cause I always get the short end of the stick in all versions
Of the "Bugs Bunny jerks around the duck", few damn revisions
And so I find myself waitin' for the very rare occasion
When the writers want to revisit how I used to be a nutcase, makin' people mad and how
And then avoid the consequences, boy, could I get loud, why won't you
Oh, did I go and rant again?
Didn't wanna go Back *sniff* Back, what was that film called, Back in, Back in, ah, just forget it

No, I didn't write the whole thing with Daffy's spittle-filled lisp. Partly because I had no idea how to write it out, partly because it would make the parody hard to read.

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