-> "Phones (Don't Call)"
Original Song Title:
"Clones (We're All)"
Parody Song Title:
"Phones (Don't Call)"
The Lyrics
Hear my phone
It's ringing all the time
And it's the same crap ev'ry da-a-ay
"Hello, good sir
If you've the time
Got to sell you products, is that okay?"
Leave me alone, damn it, don't call
Product drones
Telemarketers, don't call
Won't buy your shit if you call
I don't need more internet
What I've got is fine
I won't answer your surve-e-eys
My phone service
That also works fine
Well, how else can we be talking about it, dork?
I don't need new bells for my door
So please go
Telemarketers, don't call
Won't buy your crap, you're a bore
Don't care 'bout your vacuums
No, I won't buy your damn toaster
You might have good stuff to sell
But your calls are my own hell
I'd ask your boss, but then I'd be on hold
That's a whole new kind of hell
That will make me feel unwell
So whatever crap you sell
Go to hell
Go to hell
The way you drone on makes me snore
Ev'ry call is from you gits
Eating up my time
I won't buy your crap, okay?
Need my phone free
In case friends of mine
Decide to call, though I know I get no calls, bro
I don't get phoned by friends at all
True, although
Don't mean I'm desp'rate for calls
So I don't want you at all
Leave me alone, don't want your calls
Product drones
Telemarketers, don't call
I'll hang up next time you call
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