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Song Parodies -> "Dragged On (Asshole)"

Original Song Title:

"Takyon (Death Yon)"

Original Performer:

Death Grips

Parody Song Title:

"Dragged On (Asshole)"

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The Lyrics

You ever been to a stage show where they get people from the audience to join in? This is about something like that if the show was run by a complete douchenozzle...
Dragged me on
Dragged-dragged me on (dragged me-me-me-me on (on))
Dragged me on
Don't want this, I don't want

No good at improvisation
Never tried that actin' stuff
When I'm put on the spot, small heart attack
Pretty sure that I've told you enough (drag-drag)
Pressure may make you inspired
My brain just explodes

Oh shit, I'm hatin' this, dragged on
Hell no, said "No!", you won't abate with this, dragged on
Held tight, not right, I don't like the experience, dragged on
Dragged me on

What should I do? Feel like a prat
Really confused 'bout how I should act (drag-drag)
Man, I don't know, I'm already so defeated
Just give me some direction, you hack
Where do I go? What's my name? Basic prose
I need a little kick 'fore I can do this crap
A blank page? Can't do that
Other things like this I've seen don't pull this crap (drag-drag)
They ask for a name, place after that
Then an object, maybe some other crap
Then all on the stage can bounce off all of that
You're not givin' anything, no wonder I'm mad (dragged on)

Oh shit, I'm hatin' this, dragged on
Said "no", you schmoe, never said "Yay!" to this, dragged on
Spotlight's not mine, I don't like the experience, dragged on
Me on

Dragged on, just what I'd hoped I'd avoid right here
Told your goons "No!", I guess they just failed
To notice, just didn't hear (drag-drag)
Even though it should be clear
That I'd rather stay right here
On this old chair that hurts my rear
Force me on like draggin' a brat's ear (drag-drag)
What kind of bullshit show is this?
Where any "no" gets met with guilt trips
If I wanted some forced participation
Nope, trick question, don't want this, I don't want
Criminal action? Line might be crossed
Who is to say? Not you, for sure
Do you even have a bloody script?
Never gone this far before (drag-drag)
When we're at home, your shtick's bad enough
This is rotten to the core

Dragged on, all alone now, lookin' really dumb
Dragged on, hopin' the crowd realises how much this sucks
Oh shit, I'm hatin' this, dragged on
Hell no, said "No!", I'm not okay with this, dragged on
Wish I could fly, I don't like the experience, dragged on
Dragged me on

Want my ticket refunded right quick
You told me that this was a play
Not more forced-improv bullshit
That I've told you that I hate (drag)
The rage I feel can't be calmed with pills
Or a mantra, I wanna throw blows
You will be dead or at least you'll wish you were
Just how it goes

Dragged on to a stage as some kinda "joke"
Been dragged on, when I wanted straight nothin' like it, bro
Give it up, twit, you knew about it
Stop with it or get decked through the wall
Dragged on, dragged me-me-me-me on (on)

Six-six-six million ways you've lied, douche

I guess you could say when the singer got his revenge the asshole was in his death grip? Eh? Eh? I'll show myself out.

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Joker - September 28, 2020 - Report this comment
You get what you f***ing deserve!

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