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Song Parodies -> "Your Tower"

Original Song Title:

"Your Power"

Original Performer:

Billie Eilish

Parody Song Title:

"Your Tower"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

A brave knight. A damsel in distress. And a whole lotta shit in the road...
I just made it through your tower
I know that you want to escape
But making my way through your tower
Has kinda left me drained

I know you need a hero, I played that part
But there was a whole lot more here, I'm out of breath and parched
Lots of tricky traps below (down below)
My armour wasn't made for that
Can withstand a thousand blows (thousand blows)
But at dexterity, it's crap, I tell you
Now I've found you
I'm sure that you're so glad you can get out
But I need to have a nap or two

I just made it through your tower
Makes sense why you want to escape
But making my way through your tower
Has spent me, can you wait?

I don't get how a dragon made that ordeal
For their big-ass claws, too nitty-gritty, it's not ideal
Could say magic was involved (was involved)
Not how the mission was explained
"Princess in a dragon's hold (dragon's hold)
Go brave knight, get her out that cage" I fought true
All to ask you
How did that dragon land straight upside down
On the spire like that? That you?

I just made it through your tower
Did you have magic to escape?
"Not that kind" Let's get through the tower
Once my lungs aren't aflame

Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
La-la-la-la-la, hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
La-da-da-da-da-ah-ah

You've got the magical power to hurl a dragon onto a big feckin' spike...but not open a door? The hell kinda hereditary royal power you packin' anyway?

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 14

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Agrimorfee - September 11, 2022 - Report this comment
A song I know! Yay! I knight thee a 555.
bobpiecheese - September 11, 2022 - Report this comment
Looks like my luck-of-the-draw method had more luck for you than the poor knight. Thanks, Agri!

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