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Song Parodies -> "Raisin' Lots Of Animals"

Original Song Title:

"Blame It"

Original Performer:

Jamie Foxx ft. T-Pain

Parody Song Title:

"Raisin' Lots Of Animals"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Blame It On The Pop" self-challenge. This parody is based on the "clean" version, the only difference being that T-Pain's verse ends in "ah-ah, ah-ah-ah" and not "f*** that n****". And my use of "ah-ah, ah-ah-ah" in the second verse is meant to be in the "Ah, I've discovered something" kind of thing, if that makes sense.
Beasts, beasts (echoes)

Chasin' down a goose
Cause the bugger's loose
Watch out for that frog
Hoppin' out it's pond
Raisin' lots of a-a-a-a-a-animals
Raisin' lots of a-a a-a-a-a a-a-a-a a-a-a-a oh

Ay, my house is like Noah's boat
More than two of each one
Thought that it'd be fun
But this menagerie sure ain't easy
The crocs wanna eat my raccoons
At least they don't think that I'm food
Because I wrestled them last ti-i-i-ime
They tri-i-i-ied, now

It's time for feedin'
My arm is bleedin'
Bear cubs are teethin'
Eatin' meat 'n'
Anythin' that they can get their paws on but
Could've been worse, mama bear was snorin'
Wish I had that much luck
Dealin' with the seal pups
Freezin' off my tits now
Hate the smell of fish, wow
My word, that smells worse than the damn fi-ish
It's prob'ly shi-i-it

Got a pair of moose
Antler's lookin' loose
I hear somethin' wrong
With my parrot's song
Raisin' lots of a-a-a-a-a-animals
Raisin' lots of a-a-a-a-a-animals
Got a pair of tigers (hey!)
And they're lookin' hungry (hey!)
Can't tell if I've helped them (hey!)
Always lookin' angry (hey!)
Raisin' lots of a-a-a-a-a-animals
Raisin' lots of a-a a-a-a-a a-a-a-a a-a-a-a oh

Oh see, I deal with all these beasts
All by myself, might be crazy
I'm sure that my brain hates me
Each time the camels spit right in my eyes
Fish are the easiest, dude
Big ol' tank, just sprinkle fish food
Hope in my rush, don't fall insi-i-i-ide
There's piranhas, ri-i-i-ight

Schedule I'm keepin'
Though feet are bleedin'
Next are the penguins
Geez, more freezin'
I could get more sleep if I just ignored 'em
But it's my job and, what's more, deplorin'
Better wish me some luck
Cause after the pug pups
Gotta milk the damn cows
Cause they're really mad now
Glad I bought a brand new cup, they kick
Right in my bits

Wish I had a crew
Couldn't pay them, dude
Half my payroll goes
To my heavy load
Raisin' all these a-a-a-a-a-animals
Raisin' all these a-a-a-a-a-animals
Throw a few bananas (hey!)
To the cage of monkeys (hey!)
If I don't do that, then (hey!)
My shirt will smell funky (hey!)
Raisin' lots of a-a-a-a-a-animals
Raisin' lots of a-a a-a-a-a a-a-a-a a-a-a-a oh

(Huge range)
Ev'ry beast in the boo-oo-ook
Come, have a look (look)
Sure it looks nice, but I'm constrained like a rook
On the chessboard (each day I'm feedin')
At least I'm never bored (keep track of their breedin')
This is heavy work, you should know
Gotta keep the flow
If I pause then it all goes belly up like Juno (Juno)
Last week, heard a screa-eam
Ran then the trunk of the elephant beaned
Me with a nearby ro-ock, ro-o-ock
As I wiped the blood off my head
I thought Tantor's normally ni-ice (he's normally nice)
Somethin' here ain't ri-ight (nope, somethin' ain't ri-ight)
I looked around and said ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
Twas a big ol' stick-a
Stuck between his toes, that'd sting-a
Hard to get it out, he kept throwin' ro-ocks, ro-o-ocks

Take a swig of juice
Thirsty work, it's true
Sometimes this is fun
Sometimes clearin' dung
Raisin' lots of a-a-a-a-a-animals
Raisin' lots of a-a-a-a-a-animals
So many enclosures (hey!)
Way too friggin' many (hey!)
I wish that I could stop (hey!)
But I need the money (hey!)
Raisin' lots of a-a-a-a-a-animals
Raisin' lots of a-a a-a-a-a a-a-a-a a-a-a-a oh

I'm feedin' baby pigs with bottles
Pourin' pig slop in their trough
Got mud on my front and back
But they're so friggin' cute, can't deny-y (ny-y)
So I feel satisfi-i-i-ied (fi-ied)
I'm runnin' like a headless chicken
Checkin' things off my schedule
Put the pedal to the metal
Gotta feed all the panthers, runnin' wi-i-i-ild (wi-i-i-ild)
Swear I've run six mi-i-i-i-iles

Feed the shark, I called 'im Bruce
Hope that it's a dude
Not gettin' that close
I am not a dope
Raisin' lots of a-a-a-a-a-animals
Raisin' lots of a-a-a-a-a-animals
Ev'ry day I'm knackered (hey!)
Wish I had the money (hey!)
To hire assistants (hey!)
Who let out that monkey? (hey!)
Raisin' lots of a-a-a-a-a-animals
Raisin' lots of a-a a-a-a-a a-a-a-a a-a-a-a oh

How one ends up with a zoo for a house that one runs by oneself is a riddle for the ages, like how The Fox became a hit.

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Max Power - December 20, 2013 - Report this comment
Reminds me of the news where some idiot did that in his apartment, raising a tiger. A wild parody indeed.
Agrimorfee - December 21, 2013 - Report this comment
(SOTM) so many LOL lines, I could barely keep up with the pace. Very inspired title sub, and you opened so many ideas with it. Love the subtle Jaws reference, too.
Onslaught - December 21, 2013 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Very funny and no cats (apart from the tigers, and they're grrrrrrrrrate)
Abbott Skelding - December 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Normally, I'm not huge on rap parodies, but this was really well done! A lot of funny lines (love the Juno line the best, personally) and the pacing seemed to be okay as far as I could tell. Great job!
Peter Andersson - December 23, 2013 - Report this comment
You must be faster than Santa feeding all those critters! Horrible original song though!
Blayeman - January 01, 2014 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This parody was wild! LOL!
Matthias - January 01, 2014 - Report this comment
I know how hard this song is to parody and you did a damn fine job of monkeying around with it. Well done! You're not Dr. Dolittle you're Dr. Doalot because this song is a beast!

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