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Song Parodies -> "My Knife Is Stuck Inside You"
Original Song Title:
"My Life Would Suck Without You"
Original Performer:
Kelly Clarkson
Parody Song Title:
"My Knife Is Stuck Inside You"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Part of my "Blame It On The Pop" self-challenge. I haven't been this happy with a title sub since Toupee Isn't Quite Up To Snuff. Enjoy!
I won't say I'm sorry
You jumped me at my door
Was prepared to fight back
With a knife or four
Well, you should've dodged it
And you do know me
Should've known I'd do that
I want my knife back, friend
Don't really care you're sayin' "Ow", yeah
Shouldn't be this hard to pull it out, yeah
Might be caught in your spleen
Don't care, you see
My knife (my knife) is stuck (is stuck) inside you
This is your fault, stupid
Stop hogging my knife
If you wouldn't struggle
This won't take all night
My boot on your chest hurts you?
I need lev'rage, this will do
Why won't this thing come out?
If it's dulled, I blame you
Your struggles aren't helping me out, yeah
I'd be done if you'd stop moving now, yeah
Lodged in your left kidney
Don't care, you see
My knife (my knife) is stuck (is stuck) inside you
Need that knife, dude, it's very functional
If your spine bent the tip, dude
A new knife you will owe
Oh, yeah
Just wanna get this bastard out, yeah
So stop twitching all your limbs about, yeah
Right through your navel, neat
But what I need
My knife (my knife), still stuck (still stuck) inside you
Sure, I've got lots of knives about, yeah
But this one is so special, no doubt, yeah
All of this blood, pa-lease
Don't care, you see
My knife (my knife) is stuck (is stuck) inside you
You jumped me at my door
Was prepared to fight back
With a knife or four
Well, you should've dodged it
And you do know me
Should've known I'd do that
I want my knife back, friend
Don't really care you're sayin' "Ow", yeah
Shouldn't be this hard to pull it out, yeah
Might be caught in your spleen
Don't care, you see
My knife (my knife) is stuck (is stuck) inside you
This is your fault, stupid
Stop hogging my knife
If you wouldn't struggle
This won't take all night
My boot on your chest hurts you?
I need lev'rage, this will do
Why won't this thing come out?
If it's dulled, I blame you
Your struggles aren't helping me out, yeah
I'd be done if you'd stop moving now, yeah
Lodged in your left kidney
Don't care, you see
My knife (my knife) is stuck (is stuck) inside you
Need that knife, dude, it's very functional
If your spine bent the tip, dude
A new knife you will owe
Oh, yeah
Just wanna get this bastard out, yeah
So stop twitching all your limbs about, yeah
Right through your navel, neat
But what I need
My knife (my knife), still stuck (still stuck) inside you
Sure, I've got lots of knives about, yeah
But this one is so special, no doubt, yeah
All of this blood, pa-lease
Don't care, you see
My knife (my knife) is stuck (is stuck) inside you
Yeah, this is pretty much the third verse of "Why Does This Happen To Me?" by Weird Al without the office element. However, "awesome title sub" trumps "it's been done" for me.
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-standing ovation- Very well done! Really funny, pacing was spot on, an I would say that this title sub is much better than your Usher parody even. Excellent job!
This is one of those where I'm jealous that I didn't think of that idea because it's one of those that looked like it would be a blast to write and you did a fine job with it. I didn't even think of Weird Al's tune while reading this.
(SOTM) This was a highly original and funny idea, even better than what you submitted in our Kelly Clarkson Artistry Round!
See above: Even with a second read, just as funny as the first (maybe even more so!) Great work!
(SOTM) Just straight up fun and funny! I have a stabbing pain in my side, from laughing so hard!
Great idea, well done!
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