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Song Parodies -> "Not That Kind Of "Wanted""

Original Song Title:

"Everything I Wanted"

Original Performer:

Billie Eilish

Parody Song Title:

"Not That Kind Of "Wanted""

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Something to Believe In" self-challenge. Don't we all just want to feel wanted? There is a little caveat to that, though...
Look closer, please, 'cause you're not that kind of "wanted"
Not what you think, how can you have concocted
That mad thought that you have there proof you're popular? I stare
And roll my eyes (eyes), should move before we're spotted, mmm
Dodge the searchlights (lights, lights, lights) and hope nobody noticed
Your dumb ass standing right there with the poster we share (share, we share, we share, douche)
Know you can read, dude, we're not that kind of "wanted"
With a dipshit for a lackey, blame's with me

When you say "This poster right here shows we're the good dudes"
It's hard to lie here or not be too rude
Might rearrange your face, need to zip your lip
Honestly wonder if you hear what I've said to you

You see that fee? That huge cash pile that's on offer?
Somehow you see that going right into our coffers
Missed the sentence right there: Says "Reward for capture, right there
It's not something they would pay for a band to show
Surprised you've got a mask on right now, you know
Have you not ever watched a movie? You clown
Man, even cartoon thieves know now
This poster means that they're not that kind of "wanted"
Thought you had some sense, but clearly your brain leaks

'Cause you say "This poster right here means we're the good dudes
Two of us right here? Like Robin Hood, dude
Awesome display, hey, great, I see more of it
What's with that flamethrower? I fear you've missed the point, dude"

They don't love us, you twit, they just want us to sit
And rot in jail, you git
Give me that, I must rid this whole damn wall of it
Before the fan gets hit
Can't sink below notice with our faces on this
And you right next to it
Wipe that smile off, you twit, you're tempting me to ditch
By burning half of this

Roy: The Shanghai Kid. This is terrible!
Chon Wang: I know. I'm not from Shanghai.

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