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Song Parodies -> "Bad Clog"

Original Song Title:

"Black Dog"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Clog"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Sometimes plumbing problems need fixing in a "Can you send a guy sometime?" kinda way (which ends up taking six months). Other times you need help in a more...immediate sense...
Hey, hey, plumber, could you get here soon?
Whole house is wetter than monsoons
Ah, ah, I'm not at fault, I think
Know somethin' churns inside the sink
Hey, hey, maybe could you come today?
It's more than a drip, flood's on the way

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, oh, oh
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, oh, oh

It's my first call about this
Suddenly just started, gone to piss
You might find some neglect
For me, it's been unnoticed

Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah

Please help me, oh, help me, come and help me
Ankle deep in fluids now
Please help me, oh, help me, come and help me
Finger's blockin' the tap now

Take too long and we'll find out
What kinda gunk's stuck up this spout
Take my money, any charge
Is worth it for the best pipe fix in your car
I don't know 'bout any mould
Im' no pipe inspector, that's how you're sold

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, oh, oh
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, oh, yeah

Be at my door, no delay
If it's locked, a broken window's okay
I'm in trouble, no time to chat
You can name your price once there's no busted taps

Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah

Ah-ah, yeah, yeah
"Shoulda called before this"? How?
Yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah
Not a friggin' psychic now
Rain, rain
Whoo, that sewage-type rain
Plumb it, hey
Plumb it, hey
Plumb it, hey
Plumb it, hey
Plumb it, hey, yeah
Plumb it, hey, yeah
Plumb it, hey, yeah
Ooh, yeah
Ooh-aah, yeah
Don't put me on hold right now

Click, turned it off, because my wife was getting a headache
So we both just sat there quietly for her sake

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