TETCHY, AM I?!
Yeah, mate
I'm mad here (yeah)
I'm pissed off, watch out (yea-eah-eah)
Because you're remarkin' (TETCHY, AM I?!)
You're screwed, buddy!

Tetchy, am I? Time to kick some asses
Don't like when morons press my buttons like (oh-oh!)
But nothin' erks me more (ey!) than when gits call me ill-natured (oh!)
This is what I'm sayin' (ey!) (TETCHY, AM I?!)
Tetchy, am I? Gonna kick your butt
Hate it when they call me fat, hate when they touch my hat (yeah)
And when people call me thick, feel like throwin' them through doors
Yes, I'm easily angered, I'm aware of that, you dork (TETCHY, AM I?!)
Tetchy, am I? Nothin' else makes me madder
Than when dolts point out my short temper like (oh-oh!)
But if you do, it's like (ey!) I'm transformin' from Bruce Banner (oh!)
So don't make me say this (ey!) (TETCHY, AM I?!)
Ey

Ayo, watch out, lil' buddy, if I'm out walkin'
Damn near anythin' can get me twitchin'
But call me tetchy? The fists will fly
The bystanders go (oh-oh!) see your teeth in the sky
It's just that one thing, I just can't let it slide
So if you're tired of life, call me tetchy, just try
Don't try, cause your balls I'm gonna kick
If you point out how quick I'm ticked (TETCHY, AM I?!)
I'm pissed

Tetchy, am I? Say bye to your hands then (yo)
Cause in my rage I might just break 'em like (oh-oh!)
You could call me worthless (ey!) but that won't beat my reaction (oh!)
Than when I am screamin' (ey!) (TETCHY, AM I?!)

Tetchy, am I? You just said it, bro
Should've called me a twit, wouldn't be breakin' your nose-nose
Don't care what you meant, you still said the word, bro
Or a word close to it in meanin', it's too late, though
Ooooh-oooh-oooooh (too late buddy, I'm angry)
May just yell if you call me shite, oooooh-oooooooh (yeah)
But somehow recognisin' my short temper makes me thump while shoutin'
"Tetchy, am I?"
Tetchy, am I? Nothin' erks me worse
Not callin' my lame jokes droll, not eatin' my shirt
Might just sue you if you stole anythin' of mine, it's shit
Even my collector's forks, I might yell at you a small bit
Ooooh-oooh-oooooh (don't say tetchy, no tetchy)
It narks me off, I don't know why, oooooh-oooooooh
Been that way for most of my life, just punchin' idiots while yellin'
"TETCHY, AM I?!"

Tetchy, am I? Not that I'm denyin'
Doin' so would make me so stupid, right (oh-oh!) (yeah-eah-eah-eah)
Know I'm quickly angered (ey!) any other acknowledgement (oh!) (from others, that is)
Then I will be shoutin' (ey!) (TETCHY, AM I?!)

Not too concerned with if you're all thinkin' I'm always whinin'
One shout then into my brain all your insults I'm filin'
Let it all out later when you say my temper
Is on quite the hair trigger (TETCHY, AM I?!)
Tetchy, am I? Give you a black eye
Maybe repression is the reason why
I'm pullin' your spleen out tonight
Or it could be I'm just crazy, right (could just be mad, right)

Tetchy, am I? No more face for you, then
How dare you point out my rage issues like (oh-oh!) (woah, buddy)
It makes me feel stupid (ey!) that I can't keep a lid on it (oh!)
End up always screamin' (ey!) (TETCHY, AM I?!)
Tetchy, am I? Now you're outta luck (ey!)
If you'd only called me fat, wouldn't have to break your back
And if you'd just called me thick, won't be poppin' both your balls
You just had to say "tetchy", you just had to have the gall, oh
Tetchy, am I? Now you will be flattened
Callin' me cranky, now I'm delayed like (oh-oh!)
My anger counselin' (ey!) will be later than I planned it (oh!)
Had to make me all pissed (ey!) (TETCHY, AM I?!)
I just got all mad and stuff

I've told this to you before, dude, ey (yeah-eah-eah-eah)
Ay, I said that I'm all mad and stu-u-u-u-u-uff (ey!)
Not how I wanted this to turn out (oh! Ey!)
But now I'm just turnin' you inside out
(TETCHY, AM I?!)