One may find out
Your secrets, been blabbed, confound it
You can't take it, take it, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh
But you can't get mad about it
I don't mean anger, right
Though that won't do jack to drown it
Worst plan I've seen, I've seen is to go
Batshit, I don't doubt it

So you should never, no, should never eat the page
Bro, you should never, no, should never eat the page

Shouldn't send it down your throat, okay
I found that out in the worst way
A bit too drunk on that one day
So I really know that those sheets won't digest
Don't ingest that page, page
Don't ingest that page, page, page

Your guts won't much like that
Teeth hurt when you bite it
And I know you'll, know you'll find
Your tongue, good chance to slice it

So you should never, no, should never eat the page
Bro, you should never, no, should never eat the page

Even once it's down, won't stop the pain
You'll be known 'round as "That numb-brain
Who had a course of loose-leaf" Mate
No-one wants to know 'bout that freak, so it's best
Don't ingest that page, page
Don't ingest that page, page, page
And I'm thinkin' now your plan's more lame
'Cause who writes down things in this age?
Your secret's already memed, mate
It's a trendin' joke, tons of tweets, don't add this
Don't ingest that page, page
Don't ingest that page, page, page