Don't know if I should say words like a jerk
When I wandered down this hole, should've expected somethin' to wake up
Tried to use stealth, dude, but I'm bad at it
Had to say "it can't get much worse"
When I tripped and fell in some shite
In two seconds, they all come down
Makin' tiny squeaks and tryna bite me now
I've tried to counteract all the darkness
But I still feel like I'm so blind

Damn bats, they're flappin' right into my eyes
Damn bats, the night vision shite means they're all green
Bats, they're a creature I love
But not when a million are on me

Swattin' these bat butts, hope I'm not found out
I shouldn't be here, I'll get punched
If I don't get right out of dodge, man
I'm no animal expert now
So I'm flailin' like a twit, spinnin' arms round
If only I'd've known they'd be in here
Not good with geography, right
A chorus of squeaks at a pitch so high
Gonna lose the use of both my eardrums

Damn bats, they're cute when they're not in my eyes
Damn bats, it's harder than I thought just to leave
Bats covered the floor in tons
Of guano, which makes it real slipp'ry

Oh man, do I see a little spot of light?
Gonna run and hope it's an exit (an exit, an exit)
Even if they follow me, space won't be so cramped
So it won't be hard to leave

Damn bats, I gotta run into that light
Damn bats, hopin' that I'll find a way to leave
Bats, goin' towards that spot ('tward that spot)
Damn, somethin's in here, I'm shocked, oh-oh-oh (I'm so shocked)
Damn, think this cave's the jackpot
Cause Bruce Wayne looks flummoxed to see me

Damn bats
Grand bats
Unmasked
Batman