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Bazzi ft. Camila Cabello

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You are a total, total...a word is yet to be invented to describe how totally whatever-it-is you are, but you are one! And a total, total one at that!
Suitable, suitable, suitable, suitable label
Got no good description, my tongue tangles
I must let the world know how much you blow
But the best words refuse to flow

The English language can be so frustratin'
So many words for all your situations
In my ass is where the choice is such a pain in
But it's the worst when I must tell you that you're hated
Rackin' my brain, I wonder how to tear souls asunder
"Asshole" is way too played out, callin' you a turd is aimin' under
It's too lame a word to bring the thunder, suitable? Suitable? Not right now
Suitable? Suitable's blocked right now, no, no, no

Suitable, suitable, suitable, suitable label
Just out of my reach, the right word dangles
It's obvious you blow, ev'ryone knows
But how should I describe you so (you so)?

Oh my God, I feel like a joke because the insults will not flow (won't flow)
Wanna call you a dick, that doesn't really fit
Suitable, suitable slight right now, suitable, suitable bite right now
That's what I want, got a huge block right now, damn huge block
'Cause "douchecanoe" is not enough (ah-ah), "cock-a-douche" feels kinda much (no)
Though I've been partial to "prick", that's reserved for Uncle Rick (hey)
Don't ask why, won't unearth those scars, damn it, how can this be so hard?
Can't say what you are

Hey (hey, help me), ooh-ooh-ooh
Suitable, suitable, suitable, suitable label (ooh-ooh-ooh)
To define "that guy I (ooh, no) wanna strangle" (help me, help me)
It must be snappy, know how much you blow (yeah-eah, help me), you blow
Without much thought to why that's so (that's so)

It needs to be a word that lasts for ages (yeah-eah-eah, yeah-eah-eah)
The blank space in my brain leaves me frustrated (blank space in my brain)
I'm pissed off at you, hey (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
It could be worse, you know, at least I don't (ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah-ee-yeah-ee)
Have to retort, that time-crunch blows (oh, blows, yeah)

Quick retorts are not me, no
What's a word that's suitable? Yeah

I did not actually know that this version is a remix before it came time to parody and my lyrics sheet was all wrong. I'm sure I'd have more of a reaction if I ever gave a shit about Bazzi. Which I don't. Not saying he's bad, he just...exists.

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