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Song Parodies -> "Severed My Rope Line"

Original Song Title:

"Never Will Be Mine"

Original Performer:

Rye Rye ft. Robyn

Parody Song Title:

"Severed My Rope Line"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

A terrifying tale of mountain miscreancy...maybe!
So, always hoped that I'd try, one day
To climb up a huge cliff that's in my way
Bracin', grippin', chancin', sweatin'
Other words that still all end with "in'"
Now I've got the chance to do the thing
Mountain, I'll defeat you, be conquered by me
I'll never stop 'til I'm on your peak
Fired up from watchin' Steep and The Wildest Dream
But some would say that my plan is crazy
It won't end good cause I'm normally lazy
Crazy this, lazy that
But they don't know shit, let alone know jack
This has been my dream, so I'll face it
Least I was gonna, unreal, can't take it
I won't eat my words, because somethin' just happened
Bro, I could end up in traction

Which douche severed this (uh)? Some douche severed my rope line
Not right, not right, not right
Could die, could die, could die
Which prick severed this (uh)? Some prick severed my rope line
Not right, not right, not right
Could die, could die, could die
If this thing snapped on me while halfway up the peak
Coulda fallen down into the sky
So who severed this? Which douche severed my rope line?
Oh no, no

Haven't started fallin' yet cause I'm still havin' lunch
Climbin' doesn't start 'til one
Found my rope lyin' there and it would've straight bleached my hair
If that happened in real life, bud
My rope lacks enough range
To reach up to the rough place, claimin'
It won't make a diff'rence
I could always trade up, but listen up:
I'm aware there's a supply store near me
But the truth that's wigged me out, hear me
Someone snipped it, wasn't under strain
Whether scissors or knives, a man-made style break
This is sabotage, anti-help, someone wants to see the end of me
Final rest for me, jerkass, through and through
Who is it? I'm workin' on that, wait, dude

Some douche severed this (uh), which douche severed my rope line?
Not right, not right, not right
Could die, could die, could die
Some prick severed this (uh), which prick severed my rope line?
Not right, not right, not right
Could die, could die, could die
Refuse to say the peak is now out of my reach
But this question comes first, it's no lie
So who severed this? Which douche severed my rope line?

Question: what happened to my tether?
Need the truth now, pre-endeavor
There might be more than one severed
Rope in my pack, don't be clever
And say said pack has remained unopened
Since I had slammed it down, that's bogus
You don't know jack
And it's made me realise: red are your hands

You're who severed this (uh), you're who severed my rope line
Not right, not right, not right
Could die, could die, could die
Why'd you sever this (uh), why'd you sever my rope line? You blow
Not right, not right, not right
Could die, could die, could die
You're who severed this, you're who severed my rope line
Not right, not right, not right
Could die, could die, could die
Why'd you sever this, why'd you sever my rope line?
I was too blind to see the clues in front of me
How you always kept rollin' your eyes
Cause you severed this, yes, you severed my rope line

"Miscreancy" is in fact a word, I just learned this.

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