-> "Shirk It"
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Your la-azi-ine-ess, I can't stand it (oh-oh, yeah-eah)
So ha-ard to-o ge-et work ou-out, ge-et work ou-out o-of you, you, you
Know I should sack you-ou-ou, hey, hey
Why won't you put on your shoe-oe-oe-oe-oes?
Got a whole lot of things that you'd promi-ised
That you'd do, but again, you've delayed i-it
Said you'd clean the break roo-oom, room, room
But your nap re-esu-umed, -sumed, -sumed, -sumed
Paycheck? Not earned it
Need to deserve it
So do some work, it's
Your friggin' turn, twit
Why must you shi-i-i-i-i-irk i-it? Shit
Always shi-i-i-i-i-irk it
You do-on't ge-et pai-aid to-o be static (oh-oh, yeah-eah)
Su-urpri-ised you-ou showed up, you showed up on time, time, time
Now stack the bread ai-ai-aisle, hey, hey
No, you prat, it's not lunch ti-i-i-i-ime
You'd have known if you had paid attentio-ion
To the clock on your phone while you're texti-in'
Are you just tryna lo-ose, lose, lose
Your job so you-ou snoo-ooze, snooze, snooze, snooze?
Pics of you workin' (proof of workin')
Are worth preservin' (need preservin')
Like Bigfoot twerkin' (a cryptic twe-e-erki-in')
Or Count Drac surfin' (undead surfin')
Because your shi-i-i-i-i-irki-in', shit (shi-i-i-i-i-irkin')
Keeps on tu-u-u-u-u-urnin'
Came as a-a-a surpri-ise (big surpri-i-ise)
Your resumé-é was perfectly well done (real well do-o-one)
And all of you-our ref'rences ta-a-alked you up (talked you u-u-up)
As so dili-ige-ent, were they bri-i-i-i-i-i-i-ibed (shit)?
So hard to work with (hard to wo-ork with)
That check you yearn, twit (that pay you yea-ea-earn, twi-it)?
It wouldn't hurt, git (it wou-ouldn't hurt, gi-it)
To try to earn it (to try-y and earn i-it)
But no, you shi-i-i-i-i-irk i-it, shit (hate your shi-i-i-i-i-irkin')
Always shi-i-i-i-i-irk it, yeah-eah (you shi-i-i-i-i-irk i-i-i-it)
Na na-a-a-a na-a
Please stop your shi-irkin'
Hate your shi-irkin'
On my ne-erves, it
Grates, stop shi-i-irki-in'
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