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Song Parodies -> "They [Aliens] Don't Exist"

Original Song Title:

"Under The Bridge"

Original Performer:

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"They [Aliens] Don't Exist"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

That's right, they don't. And Red Hot Chili Peppers is spelt with ONE 'l'. My entry for Event 4 of the Parody Decathlon
Sometimes we think
That there's something else out there
Sometimes we feel
Like we're not alone
Is the planet we live on
Home to other beings
From other planets
With no reason why

"The aliens landed
In then-unknown Roswell
The goverment hid
Them and their UFO
Now they are guarded
At Area 51"
That is what I heard
From some crazy guy

"Aliens will invade Earth!"
"We're all gonna die!"
Yeah right, pull the other one
Now tell me pigs fly

"Aliens, they burned my crops!
And they stole my cows!"
Fool, that was done by someone
From this very town

How can you believe
That there's aliens out there
Don't try to fool me
With all that BS
They don't make crop circles
They don't live in your den
Nor in Bermuda
It's not that they're shy

No, you didn't see them land
Just the other day
They didn't experiment
On you, well, did they?

There was not a UFO
Flying through the air
That was just a trick of light
You know how it glares
Oh, no
Just let me say

They don't exist, you nerd
Can't trust the evidence
Don't try to twist my words
You need to get some sense
But even if you heard
A noise behind the fence
They don't exist, the third
Kind is not out there
There's no
E.T. here
Note: I didn't include the 'yeah yeah yeah' bits, because you just can't parody those bits. Really.

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 15

Voting Breakdown

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 1   3
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   11

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tomario - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
that was a close encounter of the 5 kind nice job
Matthias - September 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Why doesn't anybody add ALF to their alien songs?! Still worthy of fives!
Johnny D - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon) Yeah... just keep tellin' 'em you don't believe they exist all the while they're shoving probes up your arse while warping to Alpha Centauri! ;-D
Kristof Robertson - October 07, 2006 - Report this comment
(DEC4) OK, bob...if aliens don't exist, how do you explain Mariah Carey? No way is she from this planet. This was a huge star freighter's worth of fun! 555
Jeff Reuben - October 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Chili Peppers meets X-Files...and aliens do exist, I saw them on Celebrity Death Match (Celine Dion is one). Well done.
Stuart McArthur - October 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decath4) Aliens do exist and they visit us because they're fascintated by what makes redneck, grass-chewing, peabrain hillbillies tick - the truth is out there - 555
Arwen - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Decathlon...nice nice job here, Conqueror. I pretty much believe in everything BUT thanks for backing up my theory...=)
rach - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
this thing sucked it would have been funnier if at the end it said "now let me get back to my alien friend"
Rose - February 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Ok maybe there`s no "aliens" but do you actually believe that we are the only life in the universe.Seriouly think about it there are about let`s say 1,000,000,000 stars in the sky and about half of those stars there are planets revolving around those stars don`t you think it`s a little naive to think we are the only life out here.Think about it! : )
Gaston - February 17, 2009 - Report this comment
It's an interesting debate. Some people say they exist and some say they don't. I say they do. In a galaxy far far away. 555!

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