-> "Black And Blue Eyes"
Original Song Title:
"Behind Blue Eyes"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Black And Blue Eyes"
The Lyrics
Listen man, never try
Extreme skating
With no person
To supervise
All that you will achieve
Is six scratches
And eye patches
having black and blue eyes
But if you
Just wear a helmet
Then you won't get hurt so bad
Won't spend hours, in the ER
Resetting bone-snaps
It drives you mad
You've got black and blue eyes?
That isn't so bad
More than two?
What's wrong with you?
No one I've ever known
Has been so dumb
To get both eyes punched
Then came you
But then they
Once they're eyes had healed
Didn't get their eyes re-hurt
What I mean is, they eyes had only
Been blue and blackened
But only once
When you land wrong your head cracks open
Before long you're in a body bag
Be careful, and don't try too hard
To beat the record for hardest stack
And if you leave the hospital ever
Please stay out more than a week
And if you stay out, I'll give you a choccy
Please keep safe, just watch where you leap
Hopefully, little tike
You'll be a good man
And not get more than
Seven black eyes
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