Song Parodies -> Got Sniped
| Original Song Title: | "Get Right" |
| Original Performer: | Jennifer Lopez |
| Parody Song Title: | "Got Sniped" |
| Parody Written by: | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
Note: I don't actually play Halo on Xbox Live. In fact, I hardly play Halo at all. But my brother does. Although we don't have Xbox Live. Not anymore anyways. Look, just read the parody, aight?
I'm playin' on my new Xbox 360
Shootin' people, man I love Halo 3
Xbox LIVE is just the thing for me
I get to kill people that I'll never see
Just nailed this Yank guy with my shottie
Don't know his name, but it could well be Scotty
Judgin' by his screen name Spock123
Oh no - his teammate is a campin' freak
I'm no longer winning now 'cause I got sniped
Could've killed MoodyCow but I got
Sniiiiiiiiped, got sniiiiiiiiped, but I got sniped
I am really angry now, 'cause I got sniped
Lost my good weapons now, 'cause I got
Sniiiiiiiiped, by Phiiiiiiiite, I just got sniped
In the back (x4)
Phite just ended my spree, he's a putz
Doesn't he know the fury of a player p4wned?*
My guns landed in that hole
And boy, how far did my corpse roll?
All I need is grenades - the plasma kind
You can dodge all you want, you're a dead Phite
You'll be dead pretty soon, cause you're in my sights
Aw, what the hell? Stupid SpawnOfPhite!
It's just not my day today, 'cause I got sniped
Yes, that's right, once again, I just got
Sniiiiiiiiped, got sniiiiiiiiped, I just got sniped
SpawnOfPhite just murdered me, yes, I got sniped
So much for killing spree, I just got
Sniiiiiiiiped, too riiiiiiiight, I just got sniped
So much I want to say
But it's not real nice
And if this match lasts long enough
I will own that Phite (And also SpawnOfPhite)
Or my name ain't Skan, I'll get those guys
I was gonna own this n00b, but I got sniped
Now I'm an angry d00d, cause I got
Sniiiiiiiiped, by Phiiiiiiiite, I just got sniped
And I could've owned that Phite, but I got sniped
By that guy SpawnOfPhite, why'd I get
Sniiiiiiiiped, by Phiiiiiiiite, oh yeah, that's right
[Instrumental break, ending with the sound of a sniper shot]
Guess it's just the way of things, that I got sniped
Become a cocky pr!ck, then you'll get
Sniiiiiiiiped, get sniiiiiiiiped, you will get sniped
You're not paying attention, you will get sniped
That's just retribution, you will get
Sniiiiiiiiped, get sniiiiiiiiped, you will get sniped
There's one way to deal with it, when you get sniped
Just find that camping git, and then you
Sniiiiiiiipe, his eeeeeeeeyes, he will get sniped
Oh, the irony is sweet, he just got sniped
Phite just got owned be ME, he just got
Sniiiiiiiiped, oh Phiiiiiiiite, you just got sniped
Shootin' people, man I love Halo 3
Xbox LIVE is just the thing for me
I get to kill people that I'll never see
Just nailed this Yank guy with my shottie
Don't know his name, but it could well be Scotty
Judgin' by his screen name Spock123
Oh no - his teammate is a campin' freak
I'm no longer winning now 'cause I got sniped
Could've killed MoodyCow but I got
Sniiiiiiiiped, got sniiiiiiiiped, but I got sniped
I am really angry now, 'cause I got sniped
Lost my good weapons now, 'cause I got
Sniiiiiiiiped, by Phiiiiiiiite, I just got sniped
In the back (x4)
Phite just ended my spree, he's a putz
Doesn't he know the fury of a player p4wned?*
My guns landed in that hole
And boy, how far did my corpse roll?
All I need is grenades - the plasma kind
You can dodge all you want, you're a dead Phite
You'll be dead pretty soon, cause you're in my sights
Aw, what the hell? Stupid SpawnOfPhite!
It's just not my day today, 'cause I got sniped
Yes, that's right, once again, I just got
Sniiiiiiiiped, got sniiiiiiiiped, I just got sniped
SpawnOfPhite just murdered me, yes, I got sniped
So much for killing spree, I just got
Sniiiiiiiiped, too riiiiiiiight, I just got sniped
So much I want to say
But it's not real nice
And if this match lasts long enough
I will own that Phite (And also SpawnOfPhite)
Or my name ain't Skan, I'll get those guys
I was gonna own this n00b, but I got sniped
Now I'm an angry d00d, cause I got
Sniiiiiiiiped, by Phiiiiiiiite, I just got sniped
And I could've owned that Phite, but I got sniped
By that guy SpawnOfPhite, why'd I get
Sniiiiiiiiped, by Phiiiiiiiite, oh yeah, that's right
[Instrumental break, ending with the sound of a sniper shot]
Guess it's just the way of things, that I got sniped
Become a cocky pr!ck, then you'll get
Sniiiiiiiiped, get sniiiiiiiiped, you will get sniped
You're not paying attention, you will get sniped
That's just retribution, you will get
Sniiiiiiiiped, get sniiiiiiiiped, you will get sniped
There's one way to deal with it, when you get sniped
Just find that camping git, and then you
Sniiiiiiiipe, his eeeeeeeeyes, he will get sniped
Oh, the irony is sweet, he just got sniped
Phite just got owned be ME, he just got
Sniiiiiiiiped, oh Phiiiiiiiite, you just got sniped
* That's pronounced 'powned' - and the original didn't rhyme that couplet, so nyeh.
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(Artistry) Boy, the alleged "artistry" of JLo shows its finest colors with this OS. What a pile of crap tune :0. TCOP, I wish I could say that you made it more entertaining, but, I'm sorry to say that there wasn't much that you could do with the idea against this song.
5's for simply putting up with this OS enough to parody it. Agrimorfee's right this has to be one of the worst songs that I've ever heard it makes "Sexyback" look like solid gold. (Didn't really get into the subject, a bit too much fanboy for me.)
Sniped some 5s
(Artistry) Fun lyrics, better than the original for sure.
Ha ha ha! I'm not a huge fan of XBox 360 or Halo 3, but I used to play Golden Eye 007 back in the N64 days, when shooters first started becoming popular and this was a good reminder of those days. I like that you didn't vary the choruses on this particular one because IMHO this is one of those few examples where I liked the choruses not being varied.
You're a braver man than I. Of all the songs to pick from, this OS didn't leave you much to work with. The title sub was good. I seems like you started from that point and found your self painted into a corner. I liked the Scotty/Spock reference.
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