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Song Parodies -> "I've Got Tooth Decay"

Original Song Title:

"Take My Breath Away"

Original Performer:

Berlin

Parody Song Title:

"I've Got Tooth Decay"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Some conclusions can seem totally obvious. For example, dude who eats sweets day in and day out has got to have some sort of tooth rot, right? Right?!
Always eating donuts ev'ry single bloody day
It wouldn't be so nuts if my other meals were ta-a-ame
Boxes filled with choc'late, least they were until I di-i-ined
So I'm not surprised if you, my dentist, says toda-a-ay
I've got tooth de-ecay
Lot of tooth de-ecay

Eating lots of ice-cream, love to stack the empty tubs
Eat half a crate nightly while I'm sitting on my butt
Slowly that thing's growing, shorts will rip, that ain't a lie-ie-ie
So that's why I'll pre-empt you, my dentist, when you sa-a-ay
I've got tons of tooth de-ecay

I've no hourglass figure, true
Not gonna waste a-away
I'm no healthy model, won't you
Stop faffing 'bout today?
So stop with the dela-ays, come on out and sa-a-ay
I've got tooth de-ecay
Lots of tooth de-ecay

Am I interrupting you? I'm sorry, go and say
The obvious outcome of my eighteen snacks a da-a-ay
What, my teeth are perfect? Such a shade of blinding whi-i-ite?
That's totally nonsense, can't believe toda-a-ay you'd say
I've no tooth de-ecay
That's nuts, zero tooth de-ecay
Yeah, yeah, I've no tooth deca-ay, no, no-o-o
Yeah-eah, bog all tooth de-eca-ay-ee, no, no-o-o

Guess not. Also, as an aside: was Karaoke Revolution 3 the Soundtrack-Song Edition or what? Breakfast Club, Flashdance, Metal Gear and now Top Gun? I'm not mad, I'm just surprised how often they've turned up.

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Jonathan - March 15, 2016 - Report this comment
I recently had a routine cleaning and was told how my teeth were looking so good the moral of the story apparently cake & soda are a-ok but you have to actually BRUSH your teeth! 5's

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