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Song Parodies -> "Screw Cap"

Original Song Title:

"Boom Clap"

Original Performer:

Charli XCX

Parody Song Title:

"Screw Cap"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

We've all gone through this at some point: the bottle cap that just won't twist open. At least, I hope we all have, otherwise I'm gonna feel mighty embarrassed...
Screw, screw, screw cap

I need a drink real soon
But I just can't get through
This tiny little barrier, so lame
It refuses to budge
Makin' me wanna punch
The nearest prick who points and laughs at how I strain
It drives me nuts

Screw cap, this shouldn't be hard
Keep twistin' on and on and on and on and
Screw cap, I thought that I could
Pop off with ease, pop off with ease now
Screw cap, how is this so hard?
Keep twistin' on and on and on and on and
Screw cap, my strength, you've withstood
Pop off for me, pop off for me now

I push and then I pull
But it's not doin' good
Gettin' blisters on my thumb, goddamn, it hurts, oh-oh-oh
Ground through a towel or two
And all my gloves, it's true
Just wanna open up a well to quench my thirst
I guess it's stuck

Screw cap, don't get how it's hard
Keep twistin' on and on and on and on and
Screw cap, assumed that I could
Pop off with ease, pop off with ease now
Screw cap, so stupidly hard
Keep twistin' on and on and on and on and
Screw cap, it's tough like old wood
Pop off for me, pop off for me now

My mouth is dry, I'd like to swallow
My drink, open up, asshole
It's counter-clockwise, that part I know
Though I keep turnin' a bunch, it still won't budge, uh

Screw cap, been strainin' so hard
Keep twistin' on and on and on and on and
Screw cap, I wish that it would
Pop off with ease, pop off with ease now
Screw cap, not normally hard
Keep twistin' on and on and on and on and
Screw cap, by now, this thing should
Pop off for me, pop off for me now
Screw cap, force lev'rage so hard (oh)
Keep twistin' on and on and on and on and (oh-oh)
Screw cap, I fume cause this should (oh)
Pop off with ease, pop off with ease now (oh-oh)
Screw cap, bizarre that it's hard (oh)
Keep twistin' on and on and on and on and (oh-oh)
Screw cap, I'm completely bushed (oh)
Pop off for me, pop off for me now (oh-oh)

So crack a bottle, let your- I said, crack a bottle, let- crack a- crack- cra-OPEN, DAMN YOU, OPEN!!1

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