I'm caked in dirt and sweat, never felt
So much pain, it's worth it because what's next
Is a treasure grab bag, fought like hell in this game
But there's somethin' diff'rent in how it's framed
'Cause the people runnin' this? Each face
Looks far from triumphant like "You're great!", they're all ashamed
Hang on, hold on, I fought for a prize
Through this maze of thorns and vines
Yet you say I lost? Not right (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah-eah-eah-eah)
You're tellin' me I screwed up? No damn way, you're lyin'
Come on, man, I've earned that prize, boy
Need more than just the line "You've lost" from you (from you), from you (from you)

"Sorry, the test was fake, those plants you razed
They were stand-ins, mmm, stand-ins
You just murdered tons of young children, a waste
You're a bastard (uh-huh), mmm, bastard, ayy (yeah)"

You mean I wasted my coughin' and sobbin'
On what was not a P.E. test but some complete nonsense (oy)
About actin' ethic'lly? Wasn't clear from the outset (word)
Keep your "but that's the point" shit back inside your back pocket, shut up (shut up)
How can you say I achieved the worst score (score)
When you said jack-shit about what this test was even for (for)?
Gave me a knife, said "come out alive" then kicked me in the knees
From the bay doors I flopped out, not once did it come to me, huh
That this is a big metaphor for ev'rything we do
And each branch and tiger that I cut reflects my grander view
On how I must get stabby whenever there's something I should see as harmless
But just go back two lines, there were a bunch of tigers, honest (honest)
Had to make a fur-pelt to cover my bollocks
Because other tigers ripped my pants off, how can all this nonsense
Translate into "Well, if we pretend that you really attacked
Harmless innocents because the test was fake, then you're an ass"

Hang on, hold on, this cannot be right (test-test was fake? Then you're an ass)
Switched the premise on the fly (test-test, the test was fake? Then you're an ass)
Just to make sure I'm denied (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah-eah-eah-eah)
The prize I tore my legs up for, might've been eyeless
As I read the act called riot
So close, yet I won't get jack-all from you (from you)? How rude (how rude)

You say the the test was fake so I'm enraged
This is awful, mmm, awful
Where's my pot of gold? No, the rules are all changed
'Cause you're awful, mmm, awful, ayy

Rude (rude), rude (rude), mmm
Do you make the prize up? How rude, how rude
Test-test, test was fake (rude)? Then you're an ass (rude)
Test-test, the test was fake (rude)? Then you're an ass (rude)
Test-test, test was fake (mmm)? Then you're an ass (gonna spend this knife up, so rude)
Test-test, the test (so rude)