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Song Parodies -> "Relive My Life"

Original Song Title:

"Live My Life"

Original Performer:

Far East Movement ft. Justin Bieber

Parody Song Title:

"Relive My Life"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2012 self-challenge. When in mortal peril, sometimes your life flashes before your eyes...and it's just riddled with continuity errors.
Tryna relive my life
My life is fla-ashin' before my eyes
Tryna reli-i-ive my li-i-ife
But what I see-ee is plain not right

Yo, this is out of place
I've not been to outer space
It's way out of place
Yo, yo

This makes no damn sense, wow (just wow)
I don't recall that town (that town)
I'd never start a game of darts
With needles and a clown (clown)
I hate overdone steaks (crap steaks)
So my vision-quest state (this state)
Should not show a great number in my face
I don't know the problem, mate, yeah (huge, huge, huge)
Huge lies 'fore my face (never done things like that)
Never punched a cat
Wouldn't do that, let alone punchin' four (pure, pure, pure)
Pure lies 'fore my face (not one fact at all)
Wish the lies would stop
But it's hard, man, when you're flat on the floor

Tryna relive my life
Whole life is fla-ashin' before my eyes
Tryna reli-i-ive my li-i-ife
But what I'm see-eein' sure ain't right
Tryna relive my life
Think I'd reca-all that chess game, not ri-i-i-ight
Tryna reli-i-ive my li-i-ife
Filled both my ea-ears with rooks and kni-i-i-i-ights
Ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
These things I see-ee cannot be right
Ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Eaten no bee-ees in my whole life

Yo, this is out of place
Never tried to wield a mace
So damn out of place

N-no-n-no piercin's in my kneecaps, never tried to guzzle tree sap (tree sap)
If I'm gonna slap somebody, won't be with a sea bass (I-I-I)
I think I would remember earnin' that huge pile of free cash (free cash)
Sure hope it ain't connected t-to that streak up the steep pass (all, all, all)
All lies 'fore my face (not done any of that)
Never burned my flat
Wouldn't do that, waste of gas on the floor (great, great, great)
Great lies 'fore my face (ain't the truth at all)
This flashback's a flop
Which asshole hacked my poor brain and what for?

Tryna relive (relive) my life (my li-i-i-ife)
My life is fla-ashin' before my eye-eye-eye-eye-eye-eyes
Tryna reli-i-ive my li-i-ife (my li-ife)
The things I see-ee are just not ri-i-i-i-i-ight
Tryna relive my life
Think I'd reca-all that tattoo, not ri-i-i-ight
Tryna reli-i-ive my li-i-ife (my li-i-i-ife)
Have I recei-eived some weird dude's li-i-i-i-ife (someone else's li-i-i-i-ife)?

I swear this isn't my life, wrong Cliff Notes before my eyes
I've never put streaks in my hair, ain't relivin' my life
Some crazy trick of the mind to recall things that are lies
I never crammed a dozen pears up my ass, ain't my life
All this crap ain't my life
N-no, this crap ain't my life (tryna reli-i-ive my li-i-ife)
This weird crap ain't my life, my life, my li-li-li-li-life (what kinda frea-eak plays golf with limes?)

Tryna relive my life
Whole life is fla-ashin' before my eye-eye-eye-eyes
Tryna reli-i-ive my li-i-ife (my li-i-i-ife)
This crap I'm see-eein' plain ain't ri-i-i-i-ight
Ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
It cannot be-e, none of it's ri-i-i-i-i-ight
Ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
No blackout dru-unk, it's plain old lies (ev'rythin' is li-i-i-i-ies, big li-ies)

Uh, Jim? I don't know about you, but I can see my life pass in front of my eyes. At least, I think it's my life...WAS I EVER DANCING WITH AN ANDROID NAMED LUPE?!

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