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Song Parodies -> "Don't Wanna Go Chrome"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Wanna Go Home"

Original Performer:

Jason Derulo

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Wanna Go Chrome"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2011 self-challenge. A little unwilling roboticisation goes a long way...
Ain't joinin' you-ou, no

This is some joke you're playin', this is wrong, it's so wrong
Can't be a robot race, that's sci-fi schlock, b-film schlock
Get your servos off me friggin' now, come on, stop
Don't trust that colander you're wieldin', no-o-o-o-o-o
Yes, I heard you (yes, I heard you), I'm appalled (I'm appalled)
At this conscription (at this conscription), I won't follow (I won't follow)
Cause I still like (cause I still like) my brain inta-act, right (brain inta-act, right)
Won't you stop? You should stop, please just stop, halt
Want to be flesh and blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood

Hell no, I say he-e-e-ell no
Robot scum, said I don't wanna go chrome
Assholes, you won't take co-ontrol
Of the Earth, no, cause I'll rip all your circuits out
Get that thing off now, off my dome, oh, oh, oh
Tingles now, don't want mo', oh, oh, oh
Hell no, I say he-e-e-ell no
Robot scum, said I don't wanna go chrome

I'm losin' all the feelin' in my loa-oafers, loa-oafers
And I can't smell my bad foot o-odour, o-odour
Sucked in my leg hairs, it's so rude to start
The metamorphosis when I'm still singin', you arse
All of my toes (all of my toes) are one block (are one block)
No longer wiggle, ee-yeah (no longer wiggle), you are monsters (you are mo-onsters)
And from my eyes (and from my eyes), I can see gree-een lines (can see gree-een lines)
Zero, one, zero, one, zero one, no-oo-oo-oo
Don't binary me up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up

Hell no, I say he-e-e-ell no
Robot scum, said I don't wanna go chrome
Dickholes, I won't lose my-y hold
There my knees go, at least they'll no longer give out
But I will break out, watch me go, oh, oh, oh
I meant no-o-ow, movin' slow, oh, oh, oh
I said he-e-e-e-e-ell no, I say he-e-e-ell no (whoo)
Robot scum, said I don't wanna go chrome (you clowns)

I just felt my small intestine tu-urn into a fuel bu-urner
My mind's gettin' huge upgrades, now I'm a fast lea-earner
I can almost thank you for the improvement su-urger
But the lack of free will still makes me a down-tu-urne-e-er
Won't become a bot, just a bot, bot, bot, bot (ha, oh yeah-eah)
If in body, not in soul, stop with the block programmin'

Hell no, I say he-e-e-ell no-o-o
Robot scum, said I don't wanna go chrome (I don't wanna go-o chro-o-ome, I'll keep a ho-old)
Doucheholes, my grip will sti-ill hold (sti-ill hold)
My lips may go but rebel yell is what I'll shout (I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll shou-ou-ou-outt)
You won't shut me down, I'll still go, oh, oh, oh-oh
Though I sound like a drone, oh, oh, oh (like a drone, vocodor's shit)
Hell no, I say he-e-e-ell no (yes, I did, yes I did, you pricks)
Robot scum, said I don't wanna go chrome

If I was to record this, I would start out singing normally, but slowly increase the Auto-Tune until the last chorus is flanging like crazy.

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Rob Arndt - November 25, 2016 - Report this comment
Congrats on making into the Top 10- finally!
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Congrats on really living up to your name

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