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Song Parodies -> "Usual"

Original Song Title:

"Beautiful"

Original Performer:

Akon ft. Colby O'Donis & Kardinal Offishal

Parody Song Title:

"Usual"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

A man orders his usual from a restaurant...and they have no idea what he's on about. This irks him.
Wanna eat, du-ude
And I would prefer the same (ah-ah)
Recall last week, du-ude
Shouldn't be too much work upon your brai-ain (ah-ah)
Don't ask what I wanna order
No change in the last month or two
I don't like decision-makin', so I've a vision
No longer needin' to bother
With goin' through lists of foo-ood
So would you stop bein' stupid, hun

I wanna eat some grub, cause it's time for lunch
I'm hungry for some foo-ood, yeah
The menu's just too much, stop bein' dumb, hun
You should know what to do-o
Get my usua-al, want my usua-al
Go get my usua-al, fetch my usua-al
Want my usual, usual, usual, usual
Know my usual, usual, usual, usual?
Get my usual (uh, uh)

Are you deaf, du-ude?
Go and relay what I say (yeah-eah-eah)
The manager du-ude
He's an old mate from back in the da-ay (yeah-eah-eah)
He knows my name and that's no-o lie, lie, lie
And so if you wanna stay o-on site, site, site
You'll stop with all of these utte-er lies, lies, lies
How you've never seen me here, pu-ure shite, shite, shi-i-i-i-i-ite

I won't look through this junk (yeah), on my mind, it bugs
I just want want some good foo-ood, yeah
Recommendations? Shut your little trap, bud
Should know me, so vamoo-oose
Get my usua-al (chyeah, ooh yeah-eah, hoo), want my usua-al (ooh yeah-eah)
Go get my usua-al (chyeah, fetch my usual, hoo)
Fetch my usua-al (brl, brl, brl, brlyeah, want my usual)
Want my usual (chyeah), usual (chyeah), usual (hahaha), usual (hoo)
Know my usual (can't be that stupid, buddy), usual
Usual (chyeah, brl, brl, brl, brlyeah), usual (hoo)?
Get my usual

What did I tell you (you)? Move it now, foolish fellow
I'll tell your boss-type fellow that you don't know me, true (true)
Want a huge plate filled with steaks, you douche
Gravy drownin', want that brown goop
Want a few (few) roast potatoes, okay?
Don't get tiny ones, that's just lame
And I also want roast carrots, so hot they're painful
Bollocks, I forgot the entrée bullshit
Pumpkin soup with no cream, you dope
Cause I hate it so, do you want me vomitin'? No (no)
Don't forget when desert comes, dude
Love a choc cake slice, huge, giant slab
Only ice cream, mack, none of that base cream shit
You'd know all of this if your brain worked a bit
By now I'd be really full
But instead I'm rantin' on 'bout my usual, it's lame

Normally I'm not one (chyeah) to call servers dumb (chyeah)
An exception for you-ou, ooh yeah
Your brain is made of fluff (oh-oh-oh, chyeah), know cause you stand stunned (chyeah)
When I all I asked of you-ou
Is my usua-al (ooh yeah-eah), want my usua-al (ooh yeah-eah)
Go get my usua-al (fetch my usual), fetch my usua-al (want my usual)
Want my usual, usual, usual, usual
Know my usual, usual, usual, usual?
Get my usual (uh, uh)

Know I seem like a gigantic je-erk, trust me-e (ah-ah)
I'm not as dumb as my arrogant rantin' may make it seem, ooh-ooh wee (ah-ah)
At least you wrote it down, tha-at's fine, fine, fine (it's fine)
Can I see if you got it a-all right, right, right (ooh yeah-eah)?
What's this name on top? Must be a-a lie, lie, lie (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Isn't this Perelli's Grill? Oh-oh my, my, my-y-y-y-y-y (oh my-y-y-y)

I'm feelin' really dumb (oh-oh-oh), it's my brain that's numb (oh-oh-oh)
Sorry I yelled at you-ou, ooh yeah
If the price goes way up (oh-oh-oh) or I get a thump (ooh yeah-eah)
I'll have deserved it, true-ue
Inexcusabl-le attitude, appa-alled
It's far from suitabl-le, acted juveni-ile
For my usual

No, I didn't write out all of the echoes. Sometimes even my pedanticness has limits. Also it would've gotten nuts during the Kardinal Offishal bits, as he also seems to be kinda nuts (this is the only song I've heard him in, hence the "seems"). I'd be surprised if there turns out to be a Perelli's Grill.

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