The Lyrics
Yeah, yeah, yeah-eah
Alike, we're alike
"Thought it was a fable, ah, ah-ah
The extroverted geek"? Oh
Those insults you've been hurling, ah, ah-ah
Hilarious to me, me, me-me-me, me, me
You're a hypocrite, you know? I won't deny the fact
I pay too much for shippin' rare Gobots, that's a fact
What are you doin' right now, now, now (now, now, now)?
I see, watchin' The Flash right now, now, now, now (now, now, now)
Callin' me, callin' me, callin' me, callin' me a giant dork
Afraid that we're alike, I've seen your room's decor
Marvel posters are on the wall, some are signed, I count four
The truth is that you're a geek like me, afraid that we're alike
Callin' me, callin' me, callin' me, callin' me a giant dork
Should know that we're alike, seen you at the game store
Pointing at what they've got in stock: "Own that, own that, own four"
You're surprised that you're a geek like me? Too bad, man, we're alike
May be a jock on the outside, ah, ah-ah
But you're nerdy deep inside, oh
Should not be a division, ah, ah-ah
Embrace it, it's alright, right, ri-ri-right, right, right
No thick glasses on your nose with tape holdin' the cracks
But you could not stop grinnin' when Kurt Russell was cast
In Guardians 2, you frown, frown, frown (now, now, now)
But you know the truth, man, right now, now, now, now (now, now, now)
Callin' me, callin' me, callin' me, callin' me a giant dork
However, we're alike, look at what's on your floor
Marvel Legends containers, fall next to new ones galore
You can't say you're not a geek like me, truth is that we're alike
Callin' me, callin' me, callin' me, callin' me a giant dork (you keep callin' me)
I knew we were alike, denial I abhor (you keep callin' me)
May be built really wide and tall, I've seen you cosplay more
Than a card-carryin' geek like me, no doubts that we're alike
Always been a boaster of the masculine type
"Check my ladies, check my bod" you're tweetin' all the time (like, all the friggin' time)
Always been a hoper that you would realise (I'd hoped you'd realise)
That your hobbies are not wrong, been mainstream for some time
Callin' me, callin' me, callin' me, callin' me a giant dork
Aware that we're alike but you hide your true form (aware that we're alike, buddy)
Press your body against the wall (against the wall) or slam your bedroom door
Can still see that you're a geek like me, t-shirt proves we're alike (a geek like me)
Callin' me, callin' me, callin' me, callin' me a giant dork (ooh-ooh, a geek like me)
Can't say we're not alike, do the same thing when bored (the same damn thing when bored)
Practice our best d20 roll, watch Star Trek 'til we snore (more proof that we're alike)
Say you've never met a geek like me, you have, cause we're alike (like)