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DJ Sammy & Yanou ft. Do

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Second place Is for losers, at least according to this dude...
Hang on, I thought that I won
I just worked off all of my arse (my arse)
I'm findin' it hard to believe (believe)
I got second

I got second?

Oh, not that I'm burstin' into tears
But I trained for seven weeks
Earned a win, won't you agree?
Don't know how much the winner trained, but see
He's a stupid little dork
I'm not jealous now
Just want a rematch, I implore

I'm pretty sure that I won
Had it in the bag, not that hard
But somehow it turned out to be (to be)
I got second
Winner had to have been me
Not that twerp there, he's a dumbarse
It cannot be what it seems (seems)
Can't be second
I got second?

I wasn't prepared for you beatin' me, uh
In denial? There's no way
Justified right now (right now)
Cause you suck and I'm so great

I was assured that I'd won
No way my skills weren't up to par
Give that golden trophy to me
Can't be second
That silver disc's tauntin' me
How it lies there next to my heart
Not showin' the skill in me (me)
Can't be second (second)

If I came dead last, I'd fume
For a good while, wouldn't last
But I came so close here, dude
I came second?

Judges, listen to me
Realise that this is a farce
It's just so unfair to me (me)
To come second
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
I came second?

Second place? That's a fancy word for losing!

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