-> "Sequel Love"
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Sittin' at the IMAX watchin' some film
Can't recall the name, man
Waitin' for the good guy, and bad guy
Fightin', watch them both get caned, man
Well, my money's on, the bad guy, comin' back
Eat the hero's brain, man
And they keep on sayin' that stupid little phrase
Hate that supid little phrase, man
I bet the movie guys can't write a plot
That hasn't already been done, man
I think sequels are crap (crap)
Oh, they just take out all of the fun, man
They do it all the time, should be a crime
Less taste than a Macca's bun, man
And if it don't stop, I'll have to get my gun, that's right
Movies now will all have a Part 2
Then if that gets cash, then comes Part 3
What is with this sequel love? Beats me
Tired of this sequel love (It's O-L-D)
It's not just sequels that are out
Threequel's comin' round, don't the bad guys ever die, man?
Could be the villain's son, or the villain's mom
If he doesn't come to life, man
If it's a chick flick, wedding goes to bits
Interrupted by some guy, man
Don't matter what they do, as long as it is what people like, man
OR, the next film will show, what happened befo'
Could show how the villain went mad, man
I'd put my money on, he flipped 'cause
He really despised his dad, man
Hate these trilogies, may be the bees' knees
But they are still real bad, man
If I see one more, I'm gonna choke a lung, so right
Sequels, midquels prequels, parallels*
All these things can simply go to hell!
What's up with the sequel love? Tell me!
What's with all this sequel love? (It-Sucks-You-See)
I can sometimes deal with those Part Two's
Though I cannot live with those Part Three's
I'm sick of this sequel love, you see?
Someone stop this sequel love (Just-Stop-It-Please)
The sequel's comin', but it's no surprise
It gets on my pecs, I could lay down and cry
I can't stop 'em, nothing I can do
Ah, but in the meantime, BRING ON TRANSFORMERS 2!
All films these days will have a Part 2
And, cash willing, there'll be a Part 3
What's up with the sequel love, bay-bee?
When's the end of sequel love? (Bored-As-Can-Be)
Trilogies are all the rage, but why?
Why can't the bad guy just fall and die?
What's up with the sequel love? It sucks!
But what's worse is threequel love ('Cept-Migh-Ty-Ducks!)
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