Song Parodies -> Sequel Love
| Original Song Title: | "Summer Love" |
| Original Performer: | Justin Timberlake |
| Parody Song Title: | "Sequel Love" |
| Parody Written by: | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
Guess what? Shrek The Third is gonna have a couple of sequels! Hands up who saw that coming?
Sittin' at the IMAX watchin' some film
Can't recall the name, man
Waitin' for the good guy, and bad guy
Fightin', watch them both get caned, man
Well, my money's on, the bad guy, comin' back
Eat the hero's brain, man
And they keep on sayin' that stupid little phrase
Hate that supid little phrase, man
I bet the movie guys can't write a plot
That hasn't already been done, man
I think sequels are crap (crap)
Oh, they just take out all of the fun, man
They do it all the time, should be a crime
Less taste than a Macca's bun, man
And if it don't stop, I'll have to get my gun, that's right
Movies now will all have a Part 2
Then if that gets cash, then comes Part 3
What is with this sequel love? Beats me
Tired of this sequel love (It's O-L-D)
It's not just sequels that are out
Threequel's comin' round, don't the bad guys ever die, man?
Could be the villain's son, or the villain's mom
If he doesn't come to life, man
If it's a chick flick, wedding goes to bits
Interrupted by some guy, man
Don't matter what they do, as long as it is what people like, man
OR, the next film will show, what happened befo'
Could show how the villain went mad, man
I'd put my money on, he flipped 'cause
He really despised his dad, man
Hate these trilogies, may be the bees' knees
But they are still real bad, man
If I see one more, I'm gonna choke a lung, so right
Sequels, midquels prequels, parallels*
All these things can simply go to hell!
What's up with the sequel love? Tell me!
What's with all this sequel love? (It-Sucks-You-See)
I can sometimes deal with those Part Two's
Though I cannot live with those Part Three's
I'm sick of this sequel love, you see?
Someone stop this sequel love (Just-Stop-It-Please)
The sequel's comin', but it's no surprise
It gets on my pecs, I could lay down and cry
I can't stop 'em, nothing I can do
Ah, but in the meantime, BRING ON TRANSFORMERS 2!
All films these days will have a Part 2
And, cash willing, there'll be a Part 3
What's up with the sequel love, bay-bee?
When's the end of sequel love? (Bored-As-Can-Be)
Trilogies are all the rage, but why?
Why can't the bad guy just fall and die?
What's up with the sequel love? It sucks!
But what's worse is threequel love ('Cept-Migh-Ty-Ducks!)
Can't recall the name, man
Waitin' for the good guy, and bad guy
Fightin', watch them both get caned, man
Well, my money's on, the bad guy, comin' back
Eat the hero's brain, man
And they keep on sayin' that stupid little phrase
Hate that supid little phrase, man
I bet the movie guys can't write a plot
That hasn't already been done, man
I think sequels are crap (crap)
Oh, they just take out all of the fun, man
They do it all the time, should be a crime
Less taste than a Macca's bun, man
And if it don't stop, I'll have to get my gun, that's right
Movies now will all have a Part 2
Then if that gets cash, then comes Part 3
What is with this sequel love? Beats me
Tired of this sequel love (It's O-L-D)
It's not just sequels that are out
Threequel's comin' round, don't the bad guys ever die, man?
Could be the villain's son, or the villain's mom
If he doesn't come to life, man
If it's a chick flick, wedding goes to bits
Interrupted by some guy, man
Don't matter what they do, as long as it is what people like, man
OR, the next film will show, what happened befo'
Could show how the villain went mad, man
I'd put my money on, he flipped 'cause
He really despised his dad, man
Hate these trilogies, may be the bees' knees
But they are still real bad, man
If I see one more, I'm gonna choke a lung, so right
Sequels, midquels prequels, parallels*
All these things can simply go to hell!
What's up with the sequel love? Tell me!
What's with all this sequel love? (It-Sucks-You-See)
I can sometimes deal with those Part Two's
Though I cannot live with those Part Three's
I'm sick of this sequel love, you see?
Someone stop this sequel love (Just-Stop-It-Please)
The sequel's comin', but it's no surprise
It gets on my pecs, I could lay down and cry
I can't stop 'em, nothing I can do
Ah, but in the meantime, BRING ON TRANSFORMERS 2!
All films these days will have a Part 2
And, cash willing, there'll be a Part 3
What's up with the sequel love, bay-bee?
When's the end of sequel love? (Bored-As-Can-Be)
Trilogies are all the rage, but why?
Why can't the bad guy just fall and die?
What's up with the sequel love? It sucks!
But what's worse is threequel love ('Cept-Migh-Ty-Ducks!)
*A parallel is a film that shows the events of another film from a different perspective. How lame is that?
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I like that song... 555 for you, homie... = )
Reminds me of those remakes of stuff on TV that fanboys watch in the Philippines...
(Dec 2) Well-paced, which is more than I can say for many of the films that have come out this summer (2007)!
Justin Timberlake is one of the most annoying singers in all of history, but one of those last stanzas sounded like old-skool N*Sync which was actually good.... Girl.
Agreed, somewhat... JT's a nice guy. but maybe a little bit of bashing is needed...
(Decathlon2) I think sequels would be ok if they weren't so corny, unfortunately 99.9% are. Somehow, I'm not surprised that you are looking forward to the possibility of a Transformer Sequel. . .I don't know how I could see that one coming. Anyway, well paced (though I did get a little lost in the second verse--but I'm choking that up to me not being terribly familiar with the OS), humor was good, and I agree with the sentiment.
(Dec 2.2) Good point well made, bobpie. Spidey 3...poor. Pirates 3...confusing. Shrek 3....not funny. I rest my case. 555
(Dec2.2) "Why can't the bad guy just fall and die?" indeed bobpie - in fact Why can't the bad movie just fall and die? I don't recall any Casablanca 3 or "2003 - A Space Odyssey" - fantastic theme - 555
I'm thinking around Shrek 8, it'll be funny again. We just need to be patient =) Well done COP
Having done a "Rambo number 5" parody, I can relate to this. But I did kind of like Shrek...
This was awesome! 5s Voted but dont think I commented
DEC2- Mighty Ducks? Are you serious? That one got real old about 20 minutes into the first one. The only real good trilogy is the original Star Wars, and Indiana Jones (although soon it won't be a trilogy anymore). But that's my opinion. Anyways, good work, Conqueror.
Decathlon...I have to disagree with the overall message here, as I'm a huge fan of a LOT of sequels out there...but this is a tough OS, and you did a nice job...=)
SOTM - Tough OS to parody - Good job.
I don't know what I could say that I didn't already say other than "Thank God This Isn't Sexyback. I hate that song with an undying passion".
(SOTM) Still as good as the first. . .too bad it's not "Sexyback" . . .kidding, just taking a stab at Matthias. . .who only hates Sexyback because he can't parody it (yes Matthias if you see this THAT IS A CHALLENGE, even if you won't make the entry deadline.)
SOTM - I'm thinking that the "high school scene" in Shrek 3 was a total waste of potential situtions, so I'm guessing they are already saving up slapstick ideas for Shrek 15 - Fraternity Frolicking With The Triplets, but then again we'll never live to see that one because before that happens there will come the one that's the final sign of the apocalypse - Spice Girls The Movie 2! =8-()
Rocky 555
(SOTM) The second time's the charm.
SOTM- Commented before, but you knew I would turn up in a comments sequel.
(SOTM) see above - very good points very well made, bobpie - yeah trilogies! why is that? soon they'll just skip 1 and 2 and start with 3 - and I liked your idea about "parallels" - I think the latest "Bourne" movie #3 was partly parallel with Bourne #2 - great job
(SOTM) Coming soon; Lethal Kristof III: Return Of The Mocker! ;-)
Surely the best sequel of all is the return of the lovestruck Welshman: Dai Ardour
(SOTM) Wonderful mockery
Good job with this...so what will the next two songs be (unless this was already a sequel) :) And I know the OS to this song too...
SOTM - man is that OS annoying. But yeah, I can't recall a good "third" movie except Indiana Jones. Some "seconds" are good.
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