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Song Parodies -> "She's a Swan"

Original Song Title:

"Hit the Quan"

Original Performer:

iLoveMemphis

Parody Song Title:

"She's a Swan"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2015 self-challenge. Time to set (most of) the plot of The Swan Princess to a rap song! Why? What else was I gonna do with a title like "Hit the Quan"?
Yo, yo, yah, uh, yo (I don't believe)
That Rothbart has no right to be king (the sight I see)
Uh, ay, he used the, ay, he used the, used the Forbidden Arts now

She's a swan, she's a swan, she's a swan, she's a swan
Until she agrees to marry Roth'
He's gon' keep poor Odette as a swan, used the Forbidden Arts now
She's a swan, she's a swan, she's a swan, she's a swan
Let's hope Prince Derek can stop this plot
Cause who wants to be stuck as a swan?

Two kids destined for marriage
But the thought of it? Well, they couldn't stand it
Ev'ry playdate was six levels of awkward
But the plan was never not gonna go forward
All grown up, their moods have changed slightly
Derek's all "gonna make Odette my wifey"
But all he brings up is her friggin' beauty
Of all the screw-ups, "What else is there?"'s a doozy
Odette then leaves with her father, but then
They get attacked by Rothbart, bloody heck
His revenge shall be played out by killin' off the king
Then zap-ap-ap-ap-pow, he's a wizard or some shit
And what has he done?

She's a swan, she's a swan, she's a swan, she's a swan
At night, when the moonlight's shinin' on
The lake, she'll be human 'til the dawn, used the Forbidden Arts now
She's a swan, she's a swan, she's a swan, she's a swan
No way that she'll deign to marry Roth' (he's kind of a big douchebag)
So I guess she'll be stuck as a swan

No-no-now Prince Derek's goin' on the hunt like crazy
Odette's father just gave him a hint that's quite hazy
Killed by "a great animal"? That's poor phrasin'
Say "It's Rothbart" so he's not wild aimin'
Bu-but Derek must deal with his mother
Uberta wants him to choose a bride that's another
But he found the swan that's Odette and then learned the trigger
Vow of everlastin' love will undo the sorc'rer
Pity that Rothbart overheard their little meet 'n' greet
And so he's gonna send a fake Odette to go and receive
De-Derek's vow, that way the spell will remain in place like so
And it's a new moon, so Odette can't pull the "she's not me" thing, which blows
That's not fair

She's a swan, she's a swan, she's a swan, she's a swan
Can she get the truth to him before
She's stuck as a bird forevermore? Used the Forbidden Arts now
She's a swan, she's a swan, she's a swan, she's a swan
It's a race against the friggin' clock
So that she won't be stuck as a swan

And that's the Pop Danthology done! Dude didn't do a 2016 edition because of reasons, so now I'm gonna finish up the Epic 40, mainly because there's four days left in the week and there's four songs left in that challenge to do. Also I'm no longer gonna do a parody-a-day thing cause that was just getting ridiculous, so it'll just be a weekday thing now.

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