-> "She's Got Whoopie Cushions"
Original Song Title:
"She's Always a Woman" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"She's Got Whoopie Cushions"
She may have a small smile but she still has her wiles
Yeah, she can ink up your face in that telescope style
And she'll drop nanner peels in the spots you can't see
She might seem real nice but she's got whoopie cushions, trust me
Shaking hands with a buzz the first time that she meets you
Not exactly the truth, it's a gag she'll repeat, true
And she'll take ev'ry chance to get you soaked, you see
Yeah, she seems shy and sweet but she's got whoopie cushions, trust me
Oh, if she asks for your help
On how to online shop
I'd suggest you decline
Oh, cause she's gonna send out
Just the weirdest porn shit
To your grandma, ain't right
And she'll unscrew the salt, wreck the sandwich you're eatin'
Then she'll glue down your butt to wherever you're seatin'
But she takes your protests with a burst of pure glee
Cause you're stuck in this hell cause she's got whoopie cushions, trust me
Oh, she is able to tell
That this ain't what you want
But I think that you'll find
Oh, that she tunes it all out
Cause she knows her sweet grin
Will just melt your poor mind
Pranking streak a mile wide, but she'll never be cruel
No, she's not nasty or evil, she just loves a fool
Cause she's mildly addicted to being a tease
And the worst she will do is throw old pies at you
Still, she's got whoopie cushions, trust me
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