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Song Parodies -> "Stop, Please"

Original Song Title:

"Watch Me"

Original Performer:

Silentó

Parody Song Title:

"Stop, Please"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "50 Shades of Pop" self-challenge. This song...this fucking song. Yeah, I hate it. Hate, hate, hate, double hate, LOATHE ENTIRELY.
I don't wanna listen to this (oh, no, oh no)
Silentó
Man, he blows
What a joke
Listen to his voice squeak

This song is shit (kill it), don't let it play, play (no way)
This song is shit, shit, go away-way (it's so stupid)
This song is shit (kill it), please don't play, play (no way)
This song is shit, shit, go away-way (it's so stupid)
So stop please, ooh (yeah)! Stop please, stop please
Ooh (yeah)! Stop please, stop please
Ooh (yeah)! Stop please, stop please
Ooh (don't play)! Ooh! Ooh (don't play)! Ooh!
Ooh (yeah)! Stop please, stop please
Ooh (yeah)! Stop please, stop please (can't sit through it)
Ooh (yeah)! Stop please, stop please (it's so stu-upid)
Ooh (don't play)! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

This song's just a list (rank)
A dumb dances li-ist (rank, rank)
No proper lyrics (rank)
Just a stupid li-ist (rank, rank)
It's takin' the piss (rank)
With what a "song" i-is (rank, rank)
Why was this a hit? (rank)
Cause it's just a li-ist (rank, rank)
Of dancin' steps (list 'em, list 'em)
Pointless steps (list 'em off)
No mem'rable steps (list 'em, list 'em)
Dumbass steps (list 'em off)
And it never ends (list 'em, list 'em)
It won't end (list 'em off)
Just step after step (list 'em, list 'em)
With no end (list 'em off)
Why won't it stop (stop), stop, stop (shut up), stop, stop?
Stop, stop, stop (shut up), stop
Why won't it stop, stop, stop (shut up), stop, stop?
Stop, stop, stop (shut up), stop

This song is shit (ay, kill it), don't let it play, play (no way)
This song is shit, shit, go away-way (it's so stupid)
This song is shit (kill it), please don't play, play (no way)
This song is shit, shit, go away-way (it's so stupid)
So stop please, ooh (yeah)! Stop please, stop please
Ooh (yeah)! Stop please, stop please
Ooh (yeah)! Stop please, stop please
Ooh (don't play)! Ooh! Ooh (don't play)! Ooh!
Ooh (yeah)! Stop please, stop please
Ooh (yeah)! Stop please, stop please
Ooh (yeah)! Stop please, stop please
Ooh (don't play)! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Don't know 'bout you (bollocks)
But this song, I can't sta-and (so lame)
Cheap as tofu (bollocks)
And twice as tasteless, ma-an (so lame)
And yet it's huge (bollocks)
At least when I checked la-ast (so lame)
Still chartin', dude (bollocks)
Although it's fallin' fa-ast (so lame)
It really sucks, sucks (hate it), sucks (hate it), sucks (hate it), sucks
Sucks, sucks (hate it), sucks (hate it) (whole lot), sucks (hate it)
Goddamn, it sucks, sucks (hate it), sucks (hate it), sucks (hate it), sucks
Sucks, sucks (hate it), sucks (hate it), sucks (hate it)
Why won't it stop, stop (in my head), stop, stop (total shite), stop?
Stop, stop (in my head), stop, stop (total shite)
Why won't it stop, stop (in my head), stop, stop (total shite), stop?
Stop, stop (in my head), stop, stop (total shite)

This song is shit (blows) (ay, kill it), don't let it play, play (no way) (la-ame, lame)
This song is shit, shit, go away-way (it's so stupid)
This song is shit (lame-o) (kill it), please don't play, play (lame) (no way)
This song is shit (lame-o), shit, go away-way (lame) (it's so stupid)
So stop please, ooh (yeah)! Stop please, stop please
Ooh (yeah)! Stop please, stop please
Ooh (yeah)! Stop please, stop please
Ooh (don't play)! Ooh! Ooh (don't play)! Ooh!
Ooh (yeah)! Stop please, stop please
Ooh (yeah)! Stop please, stop please
Ooh (yeah)! Stop please, stop please
Ooh (don't play)! Ooh! Ooh! So crap!

Long-time readers of mine may be surprised at the repeated choruses, something I long abandoned as I really developed my craft. However, I don't think this pile of dance-memes cobbled together with duct tape masquerading as a song deserves such effort put into it. Call it meta-commentary on the half-assed nature on the OS, whatever, I just wanna get it over and done with so I can get on to better songs.

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