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Song Parodies -> "Splice Me Up"

Original Song Title:

"Nice for What"

Original Performer:

Drake

Parody Song Title:

"Splice Me Up"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Turnin' It Up" self-challenge. Isn't the human body just the most boring thing? Well, this dude wants to fix that! Pity he's just a little bit cracked...
I wan' know who else is messin' with their genetics here tonight
Want more, want more
Don't put limits on my skin (human skin)
I think my frame needs some help

Hair on me, hair on me, want some horse hair on me
Scales on me, scales on me, also put scales on me (all for that monster shit)
Eyes on me, eyes on me, I want more eyes on me (think it could be neat)
Give to me, give to me, graft all those limbs on me
Bear in me, bear in me, I want some bear in me (sounds a little awkward, dude, you know?)
Quail in me, quail in me, a little quail in me (yeah)
Flyin' me, flyin' me, create a flyin' me
Give to me, give to me, graft all those bits on me

"Mad biologist" doesn't exactly roll off
The tongue, which is why I wanna get a frog one
Had a graft last year, got paws on
Now I wanna let loose, goin' whole hog
People think I'm kinda weird, afraid so
Other people need to get up on your table
Cause they've got some medical ail, but
That's not my deal, my form's stable
Now it's dark out, put away your hang-ups
Yes, it's dark out, snappin' cam'ras are shut
Want you showin' off, give me cat eyes
Want you showin' off, give me bat eyes (bat eyes)
It's my whole life, yeah

Fair to me, fair to me, won't you be fair to me?
Whale in me, whale in me, I want some whale in me
Eyes on me, eyes on me, want people's eyes on me
Give to me, give to me, graft all those limbs on me
Human base form, yes, I reject it
It feels so hollow, I must correct it
So I think that I want beast additions
I'm beggin' you, splice me up with additions

First off, let's add a few tails in the back
Because it's hard to pick just one, here's my list:
Snake tail ringed by deer and elephant
Squirrel, skunk and fox, maybe then I'll get my fix but I really doubt it
Secondly, want wings so I can fly
I've worked out how many I'll need, right
Yeah, way too many to graft in one night
For a few days, we'll be locked tight
Doin' overtime to add a bunch
Of new legs because, you see, my own suck
I want better ones like from a hippo, cause
I want better ones and the hippopotamus's ankles
Are way more stout than the human's base own
And to top it off, fill up my sides
Said to top it off, fill up my sides with squid limbs, right

Uh-huh, oh yeah
I know I'm mad
But boy, I'm sad
I hate how I look now
Hare on me, hare on me, ears of a hare on me
Snail on me, snail on me, shell of a snail on me
Eyes on me, eyes on me, stick all the eyes on me
Give to me, give to me, graft all those bits on me

Gotta help me, Doc, gotta help me, gotta, gotta help me
Gotta help me, Doc, gotta help me, gotta, gotta help me
Gotta, gotta, gotta, g-g-gotta, g-g-gotta, gotta
Gotta, g-g-gotta, gotta, gotta help me, Doc, Doc (beast mode)
Get that scalpel, lift it up, use that scalpel, snip me up (help me, Doc, Doc)
Get that scalpel, lift it up, use that scalpel, snip me up (help me, Doc, Doc)
Get that scalpel, scalpel, scalpel, scalpel, scalpel, snip me up (help me, Doc, Doc)
Get that scalpel, lift it up (help me, Doc, Doc), use that scalpel, snip me up (help me, Doc, Doc)

Look, my first doc didn't reject this
Can't have a follow-up, got arrested
Because he dared to grant me additions
Now I got you, splice me up with additions, don't give me crap
Fair to me, fair to me, won't you be fair to me?
Scales on me, scales on me, want lots of scales on me
Give to me, give to me, graft all those limbs on me
Eyes on me, eyes on me, I want more eyes on me (Doc, Doc)

No, I'm not a nut, not some furry, furry, furry wanker
Just want hawk eyes
Eyes on me, eyes on me, want people's eyes on me
Give to me, give to me, graft all those bits on me

First parody of 2019...and I waste it on a crazy man wanting to turn himself into a chimerical nightmare by holding a doctor hostage. Because sometimes I just gotta be a little weird, you know?

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