-> "Second One or the Seventh One?"
Original Song Title:
"Seventh Son of a Seventh Son"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Second One or the Seventh One?"
The Lyrics
I lost track, can't count them all
Ev'ry one hit me hard as balls
Racked in pain, it hurts, was that one
The second hit or maybe a bonus slug?
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Tried to lurch in a way side to side
To avoid 'em, screwed that up, alright
I'll wipe up the mess where all my blood did fall
After I've learnt how much hit after all
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Second one or the seventh one?
Second one? Twenty-second one?
Second one or the seventh one?
Seventh one? Twenty-seventh one?
Second one or the seventh one?
Second one? Thirty-second one?
Second one or the seventh one?
Seventh one? Thirty-seventh one?
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
When you're shot, important to take
Good notes on the number that did perforate
A task I'm finding hard to undertake
Hard to count the holes with a dizzying brain
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Second one or the seventh one?
Second one? Forty-second one?
Second one or the seventh one?
Seventh one? Forty-seventh one?
Second one or the seventh one?
Second one? Fifty-second one?
Second one or the seventh one?
Seventh one? Fifty-seventh one?
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I think this was the second one
Hang on, wait, no, the seventh one
Lost the order of the second one
You need the number to heal
The order ain't that important, fine
But when you lose your blood
You remain consistent
With your thoughts, you putz
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