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Song Parodies -> "Files Lost"

Original Song Title:

"Wild Thoughts"

Parody Song Title:

"Files Lost"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "How We Do It Supplemental" self-challenge. In fact, it's the final one! Huzzah! I'm sure that every office has that one guy who can't do the one thing he's supposed to do but he keeps getting asked because of reasons...
Another one (another one)?
You are plain useless
Should be sacked, shit

I don't know how you could say it
"Ev'ry cabinet is vacant, vacant, vacant"?
You know I know you're lazy, lazy, lazy
Thinkin' that your head is the one that has space in
Dumb jerk, always seem to frown quicker (frown quicker)
When you make up shit, I can't be around you
In my vision the whole time, god
I know you barely glanced, why'd I ask you?

Files, files, files
Files, files, files lost
Files, files, files
All thanks to you, they'll remain as files lost
Files, files, files
Why'd I ask you to look for those files lost?

Should know

If I'd've known you'd be this heinous (ugh)
That job you have would still be vacant
Flickin', flickin' through the folders there at best (at your best)
You wanna see it? Nix those 68 rests (uh)
Such a big problem to be honest with ya
Such a big problem that I'm findin' with ya (with ya)
Send you to find a vastly important paper
Takes you six or seven hours, rounded up, hate ya (ooh-ooh)

So when I get files, files, files
Files, files, files lost (damnit)
Files, files, files (once again)
I turn to you, know they'll still be files lost (yeah-eah-eah-eah)
Files, files, files
Keep askin' you to look for those files lost (yeah)

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ayy, uh-huh, uh-huh (oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

I'm in a hell of my own makin'
Because my other workers are so far from lazy
They're too busy to come save me, save me (can't come up)
From your awful turn out, rotation (you plain suck)
Don't fight me, yeah, Liu Kang (Liu Kang)
There'll be backlash, you'll pay (you'll pay)
You're tweetin' 'bout how I'm a douche, lame
I can tell, cause I follow you, mate (oh-ee-yeah-ee-yeah)
Careful, moron, watch what you say (you say)
You talk back to me like your good mate (good mate)
Jerk, you talk like I'm the asshole, news day:
Up to my decayin' judgement here if you'll stay, buddy
Just look around, dimwit, ooh, huge gaze, buddy
At least a couple circles, keep your view trained, buddy
On where files could be lurkin', find 'em, take 'em
Thump 'em on your desk and start gazin'
Why, jerk, is that so hard for ya (so hard for ya)?
I prob'bly shouldn't leave it on you (can't leave it on you, uh-uh)
Searchin' for files, files, files (wild)
My lookin' would get somethin' done, that's the truth (that's the whole truth)
Ayy, but you're all that's left, dude (only one, dude)

Can't drop my duties, look for those files lost
Files, files, files
Files, files, files lost (I can't)
Files, files, files (kinda stuck)
It's your one use, lookin' for those files lost (yeah-eah-eah-eah)
Files, files, files
We're stuck with you to look for those files lost
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (claimed this talent)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (files, files, files)
Files, files, files
Resume: you rock at findin' files lost

This song is proof that you don't have to be Sean "Puff P. Daddy Diddy Dirty Money and the Family" Combs to sample in the most blatant and lazy of ways. At least Rihanna and Bryson Tiller have more energy that Diddyman.

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