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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Get Snow"

Original Song Title:

"How Will I Know"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Whitney Houston

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Get Snow"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Winter in Australia sucks balls, mmmkay?
When it gets real cold
I might freeze my balls off
See breath with my eyes
And rain falls down from above

Freeze me to the bone
It happens way too much
Though my knees are shaking
There's something that doesn't come

I don't get snow
(Despite the freezing)
I don't get snow

I don't get snow
(Christmas shows deceived me)
I don't get snow

I don't get snow, doesn't fall on the street
None in the air, no white mounds to see
It kinda sucks, just rain and dead trees
I don't wake up to find snow, just misery

I don't get snow, no snow angels for me
Just lots of grey clouds in the sky
(So bleak)
Sometimes there's hail falling on the street
For Mr. Plow, I don't have the need

Ev'ry day it's raining
Whether light or pouring down
And it's never changing
Until summer comes around

Oh, how come I don't get snow?
(Just wind that's freezing)
I'd like some snow

I don't get snow
(Toes have lost their feeling)
I don't get snow

I don't get snow, there's no snowmen for me
Damp in the air, puddles at my feet
Some days there's fog, quite light on the street
I've never heard the crunch underneath my feet

I don't get snow, just rains near-constantly
Never a snow-day in my life
(That eats)
Walking to school in the rain, that's bleak
No snow, even when it's three degrees

Rain on the street, but snow never comes
Hail on the street, but snow never comes
Fog on the street, but snow never comes

I don't get snow
Never get snow
Doubt I'll get snow
I don't get snow

I don't get snow, no snowball wars for me
Why do I care, snow clogs up the streets
Such a big deal on shows on TV
So I am pissed that my country's been snow-free

I don't get snow, winter's so dull to me
It's all rain and grey in the sky
(It's bleak)
Should I go to the mountains this week
Why does the snow fall up there, that's weak

I don't get snow
Never get snow
Doubt I'll get snow
I don't get snow

(None in the air)
Never get snow
Doubt I'll get snow
(Won't see the stuff)
I don't get snow
I won't get snow
(Won't snow near me)
That's three degrees Celsius, obviously.

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Porfle Popnecker - August 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Cool parody, and that's "snow" joke! (Get it? I cleverly worked the word "snow" into my comment.)
Meriadoc - August 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Well, about the second or third week that you had to get up at 5 a.m. to shovel your driveway so you can get to work by 9, and then come home at 5:30 and shovel it again so you can get back into your garage, you would be counting your snowless blessings... :D
Peregrin - August 14, 2012 - Report this comment
If only I had seen this in time, Conq, I could have messaged you prior to Merry's comments and told what she was going to say (lol). I would have been pretty close to the mark!

Your parody mimics the same conversation Merry and I have had a number of times!
Matthias - August 31, 2012 - Report this comment
At first I was think that this is a strange time of year to read about a winter non-wonderland parody but then I remembered you were in Australia and everything is backwards over there. Good parody!
Agrimorfee - August 31, 2012 - Report this comment
You aint missing a thing, Conq. Kind of a one-joke parody here, but enough variety in the choruses and verses to keep me amused.
Rex - September 04, 2012 - Report this comment
So, do you go out in the yard and build a fog man? Ooh, there's a parody idea -- "Soupy the Fogman". Fun work.
Below Average Dave - September 07, 2012 - Report this comment
I will tell you this--you ain't missing much. . .snow sucks once you pass your youth
Blaydeman - September 07, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) It's the best thing in the world when your little, but by the time you get older, it's just an inconvenience. So you're not really missing out on anything. A bit one note throughout, but twas a good note.

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