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Song Parodies -> "Scavenge"

Original Song Title:

"Savage"

Original Performer:

Megan Thee Stallion

Parody Song Title:

"Scavenge"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Something to Believe In" self-challenge. It's the end of the world as we know it...and that thing's mine. And that's mine. That's also mine. Finder's keepers, man, still counts if I find it lying on your floor with no cameras, dumbass.
I've grabbed shit (yeah)
Got that shit, steal that shit (ah)
What's left over, nab that shit (leftovers, want that shit)
Haha, yayy, ah

Shit's gone all 'pocalyptic, pushed each person to their limit (uh)
While some twits might go Immortan, I'm alright with my slim pickin's (yeah)
Because I'm not stupid, joinin' with a leathered doom clique (uh)
They don't last long, you know, watch me hit a new peak
Grab shit, defense is lax, twits (uh)
Don't they know this whole world has gone into Mad Max shit?
Ev'ryone must fend for themselves, so watch your stashes (uh)
'Cause what's your trash is my treasure, I'll snatch it, ah

I'mma scavenge, yeah
Scrap bits, refuse (uh), salvage, yeah
Damaged? Maybe, damn it (hey, hey), yeah
Still I'll use it (uh), I'll grab it (whoa, whoa (yeah), whoa)
Still, I'll grab it (whoa, whoa)
Watch, I'mma scavenge, yeah (hey, scrap, scrap)
Damaged, busted (uh) salvage, yeah (scrap, scrap)
Grab it, fix it, damn it, huh (ooh, ooh, ooh)
I must (huh) use it (whoa) (uh), I'll grab it (whoa)
Still (whoa), I'll grab it (ayy), ah

Now that I have got it and I've checked that it's not glowin' (ah) (uh)
It's time to start decidin' what to do with it, brain's flowin' (baow)
Should I make a weapon? Should I bolster up my storage (uh)?
No, I can't trade it for money, it's the end-times, cash means nothin'
Lemme think, ooh (ayy), does it have strength to bust down walls (uh)?
I'm on the brink, ooh (on the brink, ooh), to use it just (wha) as a weird rock (ooh)
Would kinda stink, ooh (would kinda stink, ooh), all of that work to steal it (uh)
To watch it plink, ayy (watch it plink), off armour, stinks, yeah (uh)

I'mma scavenge, yeah
Damaged, busted (uh) salvage, yeah
Grab it, fix it, damn it, yeah (ah)
I must use it (uh), I'll grab it (light gloved)
Still, I'll grab it (light gloved)
Watch, I'mma scavenge, yeah (hey, scrap, scrap)
Scrap bits, refuse (uh), salvage, yeah (scrap, scrap)
Damaged? Maybe (yeah), damn it (yeah), huh
Still I'll use it (uh), I'll grab it (light gloved)
Still, I'll grab it

If it's nicked, it's mine, natch, ooh
But if you think I'll let you nick what (uh) I stole back, ooh (ayy, ayy, ayy, yeah)
Then get your mind checked, it's clearly out of whack, ooh (out of whack, ooh)
Your fault my sticky little fingers (uh) took your stash, ayy (hey, I took your stash, ayy)
Put all your focus (hey) into offense (hey), shields are crap, ooh (full of holes)
I broke through all your shit defences (uh) in a snap (yeah), uh (yeah, yeah, yeah)
That means my own place is sealed up, there ain't a crack, ooh (ain't a crack, ooh)
It's now my stash, twit, snatch it (uh) if you can, ooh
Call me a hypocrite, guess what? This world's crap, yeah (ah)

Hmm-hmm (yeah)
Not the settin' (uh) for strong morals (hmm-hmm), dog-eat-dog, see? Hmm (ah)
Mwah (uh)
Ayy, ayy, ooh (uh), ooh, ooh, ooh, mwah
Uh
Uh

Submitted this for Monday's update...wasn't there on Tuesday. Remembering what happened last time, I figured I'd wait to see if it pops up on Wednesday, just in case...shoulda sent Chucky a message like that last time. Oh, well, hello Thursday!

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