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Song Parodies -> "Hamlet"

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Disclosure ft. Lorde

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The parody's the thing. Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king.
Not sure what I should do about it
Just found out why my dad died
Cause his ghost moanin' "Hamlet" came
And gave me a giant infodump pile
Poison dumped in ear by uncle
He was hopin' that he'd gain the crown
He succeeded, now I'm wond'rin'
Should I kill him or myself? I don't know
Askin' to be or not to be? Don't know
That's the question, the answer I don't know

I know, I'll get Claudius to prove his work
I'll go stage a play that's gonna feature:
Murder of a king with ear poison, I'll catch him
Panickin' or somethin', whole court will know he's a jerk
All of Denmark will know he's a jerk
A king-murderin', queen-schtuppin' jerk

Now my fam'ly thinks that I'm crazy
They can't see Dad's ghost, the least of it
Kinda stabbed my girlfriend's father and then she drowned, oh
And now I gotta duel her brother, shit
This won't end well, we've got corpses
Pilin' up here, hope I don't join them
Should've kept my bloody mouth shut
At the fun'ral, at first I didn't know
That it was for my girlfriend, didn't know
Should say ex-girl, was a dick to her, blows

Oh no, Laertes worked with my uncle jerk
Poisoned the sword that he's usin', that'll
Hurt, oh crap, my mother drank some wine they poisoned
Ev'rybody's dyin', got stabbed with his sword, that hurts
Stole his sword, now he'll know that it hurts
Run through Claudius as well, that jerk
Now we'll all be buried in the dirt
Next to Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Let's hope Fortinbras is not a jerk
Compared to my uncle, can't be worse

Or did you think I meant country matters?

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