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Song Parodies -> "#thatGLOWER"

Original Song Title:

"#thatPOWER"

Original Performer:

will.i.am ft. Justin Bieber

Parody Song Title:

"#thatGLOWER"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2013 self-challenge. Don'tcha just wish you could set people on fire with your mind sometimes? This dude does!
You kno-ow I don't li-ike, I don't li-ike, I don't li-ike
You, bro-o-o, ain't a lie-ie, ain't a lie-ie, ain't a lie-ie
You blo-ow, see my eye-eyes, see my eye-eyes, see my eye-eyes?
Gettin' more fierce by the second, minute, hour
Filled with anger, thus I glower

I got that glower
I got that glower
I got that glower, glower, glower, glower

You're bein' douchey, sayin' things so crudely
Such shit you've said to me, your arguments won't move me
To turn the eyes down a tad, I'm gonna keep on frownin', man
Wh-who cares if it, you can't stand? I'll never stop the glarin' 'til you stop this crap
Wasn't bein' subtle with how I hate your "hustle"
Hope to burst your bubble with my stare far from gentle
Might set you on fire just like, like a lighter
If you don't try a slighter mood, won't hurt to be shyer

Should kno-ow I don't li-ike, I don't li-ike, I don't li-ike
You, so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o friggin' shi-ite, friggin' shi-ite, friggin' shi-ite
And so-o: check my eye-eyes, check my eye-eyes, check my eye-eyes
They'll start glowin' any second, minute, hour
I'm so bitter, thus I glower

I got that glower
I got that glower
I got that glower, glower, glower, glower

C-C-C-Can't stall my death-type glare at all
'Til your smirkin' crap falls, I'll look like a Madball
My veins might just burst, all w-worth it if your smirk falls
Normally works, what's this? Don't laugh, stop it, this should hurt y'all
I've dealt with bigger bastards, they all fell before the master
Of my most vicious vision, bud, my real deadly vision, bud
Far from a liar, you'll light, light on fire
If you don't shut up, try it, there's a chance that you'll like it, like it, like it

Wait, the fear doesn't fill you-ou? Should by now, I wonder
It just smoked your brother
I'll stare even harder then, harder then
Should stop you, stop you bein' such a prick, such a prick
Don't, don't go even farther, dick, farther, dick
Should be on, be on the floor cowerin', cowerin'

I do-on't get it, I-I, get it, I-I, get it, I-I
Stared so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o hard this ti-ime, hard this ti-ime, hard this ti-ime
It wo-on't work, not ri-ight, work, not ri-ight, work, not ri-ight
But it should start any second, minute, hour
Filled with furore, thus I glower, glower, glower, glower, glower

I got that glower
I got that glower
I got that glower, glower, glower, glower
Swear you'll get burned any second, minute, hour
You still linger, thus I glower
Should be fried up any second, minute, hour
I'm no quitter, thus I glower

Random dude's gonna be an asshole, is he? I'm gonna give him the frowning of a lifetime! HHHNNNGRH!!!

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